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    “007 is back from his recent stint of being dead. I’d like you to bring him back in, Quartermaster.”
    “Why me?”
    “Because 007’s also having one of his rebellious moments, where he’s rethinking his life in espionage. He knows most everyone at MI6 on sight, and bringing him back into the fold is difficult when he sees the attempt coming a mile off. He’s not the trickster-god 006 is, but I’d still rather trick and outmaneuver him than have to go through the headache of physically dragging him back to MI6.”
    “I suppose that we’re lucky then, that 006 doesn’t have a habit of questioning his decision to work for MI6?”
    “Oh no. I’d much rather try to convince a trickster-god to do his duty than the war-god that Bond is.”

     

     

    Or a fic where Old Gods are old news, but still capable of being pains in the arse for MI6. Q is pretty sure he can out-smart an out-dated Old God, though... How hard could it be? He's one of the New Gods, after all.

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    24 Nov 2023

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    “What would you say to dinner?”

     

    “I’d say I don’t play favourites. Not even if you bring me back the computer that hacked MI6.”

     

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    In which James Bond asks Q to dinner, saves his life, and reveals a surprising knowledge of chemical compounds.

    Or, five times Q turns down Bond’s propositions, and one time he says yes.

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    16 Aug 2022

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    Technically Q's name and personal details are classified and beyond the purview of field agents, but he's worked for Q branch for ten years and had gone by his actual name for eight of them. His identity is as much of a "secret" as his ineptitude at filing financial reports.

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    26 Jul 2021

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    Eames has a pine tree that Arthur really wants. And that is not a euphemism. Well, not *entirely.*

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    18 Nov 2017

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    “You proved to be invaluable at Nesson-Eloy,” Laurent said. “I expect your singular assets will be similarly useful tomorrow.”

    A detour is taken. It ends in the truth.

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    14 Aug 2016