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  1. Summary

    There’s something about Molly and Caleb that could be powerful enough to fix the multiverse’s little problem with rifts. At least a mysterious stranger calling himself Keeper seems to think so, having tasked them with this mighty burden—only, neither Molly nor Caleb have any clue what that thing might be.

    And the rifts are getting bigger.

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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    There is a gun in Stede’s face, a crack as it goes off, and then the body of Chauncey Badminton lies at Stede’s feet. From there, it all kind of spirals. Stede tries his best.

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    Stede gets caught in a time loop at the moment where Badminton tries to shoot him.

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    7/?
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    15 Aug 2022

  2. Rec 74

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    Edward Teach owns the wildly successful greeting card company Blackbeard. He's going on Undercover Boss as Jeff the Accountant to get a feel for what the company looks like when he's not around.

    Stede Bonnet is the manager of the singing cards department in Blackbeard. He's definitely got it all together. For sure. If you squint.

    Aka the OFMDxOfficexUndercover Boss fic no one asked for

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    Chapters:
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    14 Aug 2022

  3. Rec 95

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    Everyone in the world has a magical ability – Some sort of a knack. For a lot of people, that knack involves small talents – Like tying one’s shoe perfectly every time, or having the exact amount of change on hand for any given moment. To be a pirate, though, your knack has to be powerful. Controlling the tides, or summoning a storm to hinder your opponent.

    Every year, the fae invites all the pirates of the land to compete in the Trial of the Marauders, a ruthless test of power and wit to find the best of the best.
    Blackbeard has won every year for nearly a decade. He's planning on winning again. But after an incident with the English, he finds himself down a ship. Luckily there's guileless Captain Bonnet ready to offer his own ship for the taking. Borrowing. Yes, the borrowing.

    It'll be easy to convince the crew to mutiny, and Blackbeard will be sailing under his own colors again, ready to win it all. Right?

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    14 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    It's speed dating night at Blackbeard's and Edward Teach is about to find out that three minutes with Stede Bonnet will change his life forever.

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    38
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    12 Aug 2022

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    After an accident upends Stede and Ed's fragile new relationship, Ed fights to bring Stede back.

    ***COMPLETE!***

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    Chapters:
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    10 Aug 2022