Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Oct 2015
"On a wing and a prayer: In poor condition, but just managing to get the job done."
In general, the pilots of the 187th Airborne Defense Squadron were no strangers to this saying; for the hot shot new pilot assigned to their squadron however, it was more than just a witty turn of phrase, it was a way of life.
Phil Coulson has dealt with a lot of unusual situations in his time. Starting with his time at SHIELD, his life has become a never ending set of odd moments. Opening his door to see a visibly upset Hawkeye holding something strange, is pretty much par for the course. Until Clint shifts, and Phil can see exactly what he's holding. In his arms, Clint has a baby.
An op goes south, and an agent is down.
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
31 Oct 2015
So maybe Clint Barton sometimes watches subpar porn while Phil is away and maybe, sometimes, his mind wanders - because who really wants porn to jack off when you've had the Phil Coulson Experience TM - and maybe, sometimes, he comes up with what he calls Clint Barton's Perfect Plans for Plenty of OrgasmsTM.
And maybe this time he made a calculated error and left said plans right where Phil could see them when he got back.
Really, the spanking was going to be so worth it.
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