Edgelord



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  1. Homestuck (9)
  2. MS Paint Adventures (9)
  3. Hannibal (TV) (7)
  4. Real Person Fiction (6)
  5. The Office (US) (6)

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  1. Summary

    Will wants to kill himself. Hannibal wants to fuck him first.

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  2. Summary

    The women from Steven Universe are part of an adult wrestling team. Including fights, fuckups, and feelings. Each fic can be read as a standalone or as part of the series.

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  3. Summary

    Matthew Bartlett is a gutter punk from the city with a drug problem, and his cousin Neil is a soft-spoken southerner and the only boy among his five sisters. Neither of them know how to talk about feelings.

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  4. Summary

    Andy has Daddy issues, and Robert California is willing to fill the void.

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  5. Summary

    They keep running into each other in the bathroom.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Things get messy when viewers notice the odd similarities between Ichimatsu and another starry eyed webcam model.

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    07 Apr 2019

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    Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.

    NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.

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    105
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    23 Mar 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    In the wake of Lapis Lazuli’s return, Peridot and Jasper are forced to once more familiarize themselves with each other; and they do so with perhaps too much gusto one day.

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    5
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    25 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Cable looks just like Daddy doesn't he? All hard frowns and angry narrowed eyes. Any second he's gonna tell you to shut your smart mouth or he's gonna have to make you. Mommy isn't here to save you anymore so Daddy can do what he wants. And Daddy had. Had he ever. Cable even hits like Daddy and that's a massive bonus. A fist like a truck sending him across the room and damn if Wade isn't in love.

    But Daddy had been big, hadn't he? Or more like Wade had been small. And helpless. He remembers the crack of his big hand across his face, how it would land him on his ass, sometimes make his bouncy baby skull slam against the wall, Rorschach test of blood dripping down white plaster. Oh the stars he saw when that happened.

    Oh yeah, he definitely wanted a piece of this Cable guy (a very specific piece).

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    09 Jan 2019

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    They make it a month before they get figured out. The embarrassing part is who does the figuring out.

    “Doesn’t Venom need more than that?” Dan asks over the perfectly normal dinner Eddie is perfectly normally third-wheeling at. Eddie freezes with the salad tongs still in mid-air.

    “Dan!” Anne hisses, swatting his arm.

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    04 Jan 2019

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