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like the tiny campfires we lit at night (—back at the beginning of the world.) by llamallamaduck for TheHedgehogLady
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
23 Jan 2023
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Some things in life are inevitable. Tony was always going to run. He was always going to know that staying in that house with that man would make one of them a murderer sooner or later. The where’s and how’s and whyfore’s matter not at all; not when the certainty is there to keep him steady against the fear, loneliness and shame of it all.
Meeting Jason Todd was not that.
Blessings are never inevitable. Jason, tiny, scrawny Jason whose willpower made him into something dangerous even when he had very little practical power with which to protect himself, is everything Tony ever imagined a blessing to be.
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I asked: "But how do I come here, (--Who never wished to come;) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Naruto, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jan 2023
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It’s uncertain, thinks Thorin son of Thrain, exiled King of Durin’s Folk, what the presence of a magical dwarf will mean for their quest to reclaim Erebor, except that it would have been far less spectacular without him. The rest of it, from Izuna’s blend of battle-lust and kindness, to the intimidating symmetry of his face, is for the Maker to understand and the Company to survive.
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- Part 7 of Naruto Crossovers
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Tyger Tyger burning bright, (--In the forests of the night:) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), Naruto
20 Jan 2023
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In which Ned Stark takes one look at the stranger’s unnatural beauty, silver hair and queer eyes and comes to the logical conclusion that the Old Gods have saddled him with yet another Targaryen. Tobirama, on the other hand, can’t quite bring himself to resent being surrounded by tall, kooky Northerners who claim the wolf as their sigil. Senju are all well and good, but Tobirama’s mother was a Hatake. Yes, this second go at it is all sorts of relaxing, even if his hosts seem impossibly soft and naive for—any life, really, much less such an overtly political one.
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- Part 31 of Naruto Crossovers
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To play the Prince of Castaways. by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2023
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Six-year-olds don't understand what having children entails. Six-year-old boys even less so. Six-year-old boys kept in cupboards, who barely get to speak a few words each day, are almost guaranteed to have a very fanciful grasp on the miracle of life.
Harry James Potter didn't know what having a baby meant, who could have them and why they might wish to do so. Harry James Potter just wanted one. Desperately.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter Works
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Better to bind your brow with willow (--And follow, follow until you die,) by llamallamaduck
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jan 2023
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It is no great miracle, Blaise thinks, that he ended up in Dorne sooner rather than later after his ignoble and dramatic jump.
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- Part 3 of Miscellaneous Crossovers
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Naruto Crossovers by llamallamaduck
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Bleach, Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), DCU, Deadpool - All Media Types, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Naruto, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Punisher (TV 2017), Thor (Movies), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Jan 2023
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Unconnected Naruto crossovers, in no particular order (:
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Harry Potter Works by llamallamaduck
Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2023
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Miscellaneous Crossovers by llamallamaduck
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Batman - All Media Types, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, Sherlock (TV), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2023
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An atom of justice, a molecule of mercy by llamallamaduck
Fandom: Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Naruto, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Punisher (TV 2017)
10 Oct 2021
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Adventures of one Frank Castle and the extraterrestrial witch Minato, who took one look at Frank and thought yeah, yeah I'm having that.
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Jason’s at school when his mom dies, and that’s the only reason any of it happens. If he’d been home, if he’d been with her, he would’ve been in the wind before anyone else even knew. Even if they looked, no one ever would’ve found him. He’d have taken to the sewers if that’s what it took, man-eating crocodile guy and all.
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23 Jan 2023
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In which Geralt of Rivia, the White Wolf, Conqueror of the North, would really prefer not to be receiving handsome young men as tribute.
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Hope It Leaves a Mark by thepartyresponsible
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types, DCU
31 Oct 2020
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A collection of short fics inspired by the 2020 whumptober challenge.
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- Part 1 of Whumptober
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Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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There were three things of which Shen Yuan was absolutely certain.
The first, that Luo Binghe was an irredeemable jackass.
The second, there was a part of Luo Binghe, and Shen Yuan didn't know how large, that wanted Shen Yuan dead for trussing him like a pig and dumping him on his own front porch.
And the third, that Shen Yuan was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Luo Binghe.
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Afterwards everyone would assume it was deliberate, intricately planned to such an extent that the specifics escaped them as they tried to make sense of the steps.
Truthfully, Orochimaru wasn't sure he knew what he was doing at any point along the way, but you can only balance on the fence so long before falling one way or the other. Where he wound up when he fell is another question entirely.
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Orochimaru hesitates and ends up staying in Konoha under suspicion instead of fleeing when his experiments are discovered. Things spiral out from there.
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- Part 1 of Lavender AU