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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    “We have the forms, of course,” Gabriel sighs, rooting through his desk. “Haven’t had a reason to use them before, so they’re a bit covered in old dark matter, but—here we go.” He turns, and hands Aziraphale a stack of tan folders. “The non-disclosure agreement, the declaration of conflict of interest, all the relevant training modules for compliance, and more.”
    Aziraphale just stares.
    “What,” Gabriel says. “We’re a civilized, corporate organization. Did you assume we’d burn you in hellfire?”
    “A smidgen?”
    Gabriel laughs, claps him on the shoulder. “We’re going to do something much worse. The paperwork alone will take you centuries.”
    In which heaven is excessively corporate, and Aziraphale is trying to figure out how to explain to his one-sided crush that he needs Crowley’s signature on forms stating that they’re dating. Nothing stays the same.

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    23 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    "You're not honeymooners, are you?" 

    Peter almost dropped his tool bag. "W-What?! I– Uh–”

    “You caught us,” Drax deadpanned. Peter tried desperately not to choke on his own spit. “We are indeed on our honeymoon. Because we are in love, and married.”

    Or: The 100% platonic Guardians of the Galaxy fake-dating AU.

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    23 Nov 2019

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    Daredevil isn’t the most photographed of superheroes, but Matt still knows what a camera sounds like.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    Crowley took a breath and read slowly, "All I want to be is the ground you step upon... the wind that caresses your cheek... the water in which you put your body... and the fire in your mouth."

    Aziraphale's heart stopped, which wasn't really a problem but was uncomfortable. "What—" he started, his head pounding.

    "It's a little overdone, don't you think?"


    Aziraphale has been writing poetry the whole time.

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    14 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    Neville looked between them again. “Whatever joke you think you’re playing, it’s really not funny.”

    The twins looked at each other and back to him. “We’re not joking,” they protested in unison.

    “We’re really not,” George insisted.

    “We really would like to date you,” Fred finished.

    (It takes Fred and George a while to notice Neville behind his toad and his own insecurities, at least as anything more than an abstract idea. To be exact, five years and some months after learning his name. And the twins have never been good at not sharing the most important things. Neville, meanwhile, is wondering if this is what being run over by a truck feels like.)

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    11 Aug 2019