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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Edward Elric's Dating Tips (as observed by Winry Rockbell):

    #1: Call her an asshole.
    #2: Call her an asshole again.
    #3: If she’s not responding to your texts, overdo walking into a bar jokes.
    #4: Call her an asshole a third time, for good measure.
    #5: Compare her to Steve Buscemi.
    #6: Inundate her with penguin jokes.
    #7: Imply that she’s a loser, with loser tastes.
    #8: Kiss her stupid so that you’re all she can think about.
    #9: Make jokes about her ass, even abstract, Adventure Time-styled, ones.
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    #16: Build a gingerbread haunted house with her, even if you think it ruins the sanctity of Christmas.

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    09 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    On the eve of the Promised Day, Greed convinces Ed to indulge in his desires.

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    24 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Because after all these years of them, they knew, ultimately, their most dangerous fantasy was each other.

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    24 Jun 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Hearts broke. Easily. It was a hard fact that you were forced to accept, a truth which demanded to be respected as you tried to mend your shattered world piece by piece, shards picked up carefully and glued back together.

    Part of your healing programme wasn't unheard of, quite standard really if trashy shows and idle gossip at work was anything to go by, but it was all new to you.

    What started out as fun and a way to forget soon turned into trouble and a reason to reassess life, two people at totally opposite ends of the spectrum pulling you apart, tugging for attention.

    But you couldn't stop, had to be in the company of both addictive individuals no matter how many more souls got torn in the process. Especially your own.

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    29 May 2019

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    Actions speak a lot louder than words - that was a saying that you and the Captain lived by, for sure. As Levi’s personal assistant, you showed the whole world just how much he meant to you through little actions and meticulous gestures, accommodating for every one of his needs and quirks while making it seem effortless. All the while, Levi was oblivious to it all. He didn’t notice that his work was getting finished earlier, that he was sleeping more hours, that he was finally eating every meal of the day. His life was just better with you by his side.

    But all this changed when you were promoted. Levi no longer had someone to make his perfect cup of tea, or run around HQ dropping off papers and setting the most efficient schedule. You had a squad to look after, and Levi had a new (less than substantial) assistant. Realising just how much you did for him might have come too late as the both of you learn how distance really does make the heart grow fonder.

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    28 May 2019