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i knew you knew that cupid hit me by lazulisong for el_em_en_oh_pee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2023
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"Hi," she began, and whatever she meant to say that she hoped would sound cool and make Sha Hualing want to let her put her hand on her breast and maybe taste her lipstick was interrupted by Sha Hualing herself.
"Do you want to make out?" she said. "Watching those two is grossing me out." She pointed at Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu. Luo Binghe was going full babygirl on Shen Qingqiu, pouting and demanding in his lap for cuddles and, if his sweatpants were any indication, secret humping. Shen Qingqiu looked like he was petting a tiny pomeranian rather than the wolf attempting to devour him. It was gross.
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a street that goes both ways by lazulisong for marquisguyun
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jun 2023
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Wei Wuxian had never heard anybody say that he took after his father. Mostly they compared him to his mother.
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"I don't want anybody sleeping on my bed but me," said Rina. "I especially do not want seven large and violent cats sleeping on my bed while I am trying to sleep, and you cannot tell me," her voice raised slightly, "that any of these literal demons would do anything but try to murder each other for the right to sleep on my chest!"
Solomon thought Rina had rather a nice chest, and personally he would be honored to have the opportunity to sleep on it -- but he was forced to admit Lucifer beating up his brothers at two am did not sound very restful.
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- Part 25 of HAIRBALLER
- Part 1 of obey me!
- Part 1 of the amazing multiverse adventures of rina lhuil
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in-laws hate it! get a grandbaby with this one weird trick by lazulisong for caffeinatedshoe
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2022
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Lan Qiren did not raise Zhan'er to text an hour and a half before dinner to call it off without explanation.
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everyone who has a shadow by lazulisong for Flamebyrd
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Merlin (TV)
30 May 2022
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Arthur was not enjoying his day.
One minute he was innocently shooting sweet forest creatures, and the next minute something black and horrible was boiling up from the ground, like all the magic his father had ever warned him against. He stumbled back, watching as it condensed into a thing with a little too many limbs for comfort, turning an inhuman head around to look at him. It had gold eyes, and no mouth. Arthur was suddenly, horribly sure that it could devour him anyway. He was frozen in terror for a long moment, and then his battle instincts took over, looking for an opening, anything to get him out of this alive.
The thing was silent, too silent, as it surged toward him. One long black thing snapped out, like a whip, and caught him on his shield arm. It hurt, cold and nauseating, and he grunted. He lashed back with his sword, but it cut through the creature as if it were so much smoke he was fighting. Arthur fought anyway, grimly aware that he was not going to die gloriously, or even at home in his own bed, but cut down by a creature he didn't even recognize. It was even worse that he was alone. Once it killed him, it would find his knights, and then --
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- Part 2 of Riku's Fucking Life
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the trans liu sibs agenda by lazulisong
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2022
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occasionally i write stories about the liu sibs both being trans because honestly liu qingge reeks of trans jock and what if, i said to verity, what if liu mingyan wore the veil to cover her adams apple.
i regret to say that verity once again failed to stop me.
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scum villain by lazulisong
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2022
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The retired crew of the Enterprise get puppies.
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re: re: re: re: blond joke by lazulisong
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Hawkguy - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Aug 2015
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marvel bang 2014 and the associated side stories.
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sam deserves better than these assholes by lazulisong, verity
Fandom: Agent Carter (TV), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Jun 2015
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IM SORRY BUT SAM WILSON STARING IN BAFFLED WONDER AT STEVE AND BUCKY AND HOW WEIRD THEY ARE ABOUT EACH OTHER
— #objectivelyterrible (@lazulisong) August 6, 2014
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“You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”
Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”
He never thought-
Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.
All this time.
He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.
Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.
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Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.- Language:
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04 Jan 2024
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“Li Lianhua,” Fang Duobing moans, “I’ve been poisoned.” His head falls heavy into the crook of his neck, a burning weight. Li Lianhua has half a mind to shove him off the bed. It would serve him right.
Instead, his fingers find his pulse.
Oh. Perhaps he won’t be getting any more sleep tonight after all.
“It’s not poison,” he says, flicking him in the forehead. His mind races, putting together the pieces. Sickly childhood, active lifestyle, recent upheaval and stress. “You haven’t presented yet, have you? It’s heat.”
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31 Oct 2023
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Pulcinella's Guide to PR and Marketing Strategies - Idol Edition by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2021
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To say that Inazuma’s Mission is a disaster is putting it lightly. What happened in Inazuma is unequivocally a clusterfuck with a capital C, a shit storm of epic proportions not unlike the one raised by Osial himself during the Liyue Mission, which, coincidentally, also tanked the Fatui’s reputation. Dear Archons, it tanked the Fatui’s reputation so hard and so fast that Pulcinella will be lucky if he can manage to dredge up its shattered remains from the depths of the Earth in which it now lays.
Luckily, Pulcinella has a Plan to fix things, and it all starts with an old, black-and-white photo of Tartaglia in a glorious winter coat.
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05 Oct 2023
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Rest is Revolution by MarbleGlove
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2023
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The Elders of the four Great Sects: Jiang, Nie, Jin, and Lan. (for some definition of "Elder")
Sometimes, you just have to know when to stop pushing so hard. Work smarter, not harder, etc.- Words:
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03 Jul 2023
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Particular by thehoyden
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2022
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Shen Yuan's first thought is, cool cool cool, glad to be fucked over by omega hormones again, never mind that he’d been ill for so long in his first life that he’d had maybe three shitty irregular heats before his body noped out of that.
His second thought is: HOLY SHIT OMEGA SHEN QINGQIU IS CANON???!
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30 May 2023