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    So this one time Autumn (Sybilina) suggested that it would be a fun exercise to make a big list of tropes and write them, and I was like 'heck yes'.

    EDIT: we are slow as heck but this is still a tropey thing

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    All fics are standalone, except for a few running jokes

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    After Andrew graduates but Neil is still at Palmetto, they hear on the news of a school shooting. Of course, Neil doesn't answer his phone when Andrew calls him and it's not like he uses Facebook to mark himself as safe. If Andrew were the type to freak out, this is when he would do it.

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    11 May 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Season 8 Spoilers**

    Allura dies, Shiro gets married, Keith takes for the skies.

    Or... alternatively: Allura lives, Keith gets married, Shiro takes for the skies.

    And, inevitable, they find each other.

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    24 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Neil, Andrew knew, did not care about anything except swimming.

    (in which Neil and Andrew spend most of their time in their high school pool)

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    05 Sep 2018

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    Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

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    03 Jun 2017

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    It's considered proper etiquette to tell someone you're a porn star before you sleep with them.

    Someone should've told Shiro.

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    02 Oct 2016