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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    18 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    15 Sep 2020

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    The adventures of Peter Parker and friends, featuring ice cream, sex education and a ghost.
    Plus a lot of queer Avengers.

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    11 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    In Braavos, under the tutelage of The Faceless Men, Arya hears of the death of the Black Bastard on the Wall. Held back from following her desire to avenge Jon, Arya continues to be mentored by the Kindly Man in all manner of matters.

    At Castle Black, Lord Commander, Jon Snow breaks his vows to the Night’s Watch to ride south to rescue Arya from the grasp of Ramsay Bolton. Finding Arya was never there, Jon inherits a crown, is pulled into leading the War for the Dawn, bends the knee to and then rules the North on behalf of Queen Daenerys Targaryen.

    And beyond the wall, Bran is undergoing training of his own at the feet of Bloodraven. There he will enter the fight against the Others, watch over his family and learn from the best schemer in the game, how to make himself Brandon the Rebuilder.

    Amidst reunions, grief, politics, intrigue and love, a time for wolves is about to begin.

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    08 Sep 2020

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    Things don't go away, just because the bad guy is dead.
    Actions have repercusions and people must take responsibility for their decisions.

    But... repercusion can take people in different directions.
    Which directions will Harry end up going in?
    And how will he manage?

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    25 Jul 2020