lamphouse

lix from bbc's the hour leaning back in her chair with her hands over her face



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  1. Summary

    The Ineffable Wives AU I've been trying to write since I was fifteen fathoms deep in the closet.

    Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)

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  2. Summary

    What it says on the tin: fandom centric non-fiction (essays, etc).

    Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)

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  3. Summary

    Probably unfit to air mock episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or: Hey Megan Ganz, Looking for an Assistant? Here's My Online Resume.

    Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)

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  4. Summary

    By the beginning of the 1920s, almost fifty million people have died on the battlefield and in the hospital. Death is a part of every day life, and ghosts saturate the earth beneath the feet of the living, but they don't always stay put. Like the Fisher King's wound, they never heal.

    In steps the Preternatural Investigation Agency, home to the most preeminent supernatural investigators of their time, Taako and Kravitz. With a lot of help from everyone's favorite kid detective and the family we all wish we had, they put a stop to those trying to bring up old wounds and lay some ghosts to rest.

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  5. Summary

    Seven members of the IPRE still board the Starblaster, still spend one hundred years searching for a way to save every world they've ever set foot on, it's just... not quite what you remember hearing.

    (There's a certain not-so-grim and not-currently reaper in charge of necromancy on the ship, and he's very handsome, and very awkward, and Taako's very into it, too much to actually say anything in fact, but it's alright; they've all got time.)

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Recent bookmarks

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    From: the_dude2204@hotmail.com
    To: trd5281@gmail.com
    Subject: christmas bitches

    What r u doing for Christmas this yr? Come hang with me again I have nothing going on but big as fuck bottle of vodka with as you people are saying, your name on it

    Sent from my iPhone

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    22 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    god tier masterwork end all be all king of kings

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    A political analysis of Good Omens.

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    13 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    we love one (1) neoliberal, and only then because he shows the ability to change

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    "Patrick does so much for him. He feels slightly choked up just thinking about it. The taxes and spreadsheets and dinners he cooks and the coffees he makes him in the mornings. All the times David’s fallen asleep on his lap while they were watching baseball and Patrick’s pulled a blanket over him. He starts to feel slightly anxious because he doesn’t even know where to start, it’s so much and he’s never going to be able to do it justice in comparison."

     

    Or, Alexis teaches David about love languages, and David gets all in his head.

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    22 May 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my primary emotion atm is: kicking. just kicking. lots of kicking, happy kicking, unable-to-contain-all-this-energy kicking. this is very very right and sweet and good.

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Duck returns Indrid's glasses and helps him out.

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    20 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh darling duck... despite everything, it's still you.

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Mac and Dennis are sued after an RPG related incident. Charlie suggests they use spousal privilege to get out of it.

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    19 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fake married AND common law married??? ugh, ladieees! we're living the high life.