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As a general rule, Eddie doesn't daydream, but it's easy to picture himself standing on a porch somewhere waiting for Richie to come in from the noon sun or sitting elbow to elbow with him on a rock somewhere in the desert, mica hills sparkling pink in the sunset, the last heat of the day fading until it's only Richie's body next to his and the small fire before them.
In which Eddie has kind of a cowboy thing but mostly a Richie thing.
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Richie has spent so long building himself a stunt double out of mud and Ticketmaster pay stubs, pointing everyone to the dummy while he stood behind the curtain and let the light bounce off something else; to have that gaze turned on Richie himself, regular ol' Richie, should feel like an existential threat, and it does except for the fact that it's Eddie's gaze. It's Eddie, which means it's impossible until it isn't. It's terrifying up until the very point where it becomes the easiest thing in the world.
Five times being known was a mortifying ordeal for Richie and one time it was as natural as breathing.
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- Part 4 of so bourgeoisie to keep waiting
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Richie presses their foreheads together with a smile that melts into warm seriousness. "Eddie," he says, one more time, and it's his fondest sounding one yet.
"Mhm."
"What do you want?"Five times that sex for Eddie was do or die, now or never, an apocalyptic rush, and one time he could catch his breath.
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- Part 3 of so bourgeoisie to keep waiting
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They arrive in May: "they" the vessels, the aliens scattered across the globe, and "they" the seven humans more familiar with each other than strangers should be who are brought together to study one. There's no way to explain either thing, but that's why they're here: to answer questions and question answers.
(An Arrival 2016 dir. Denis Villeneuve AU)
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- Part 1 of formal experiments
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INTERLUDE: In Which the Losers Socratically Rank Their Fathers in Order of Fuckability by lamphouse
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 Jul 2020
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It's technically the after party for the first ever Beverly Marsh Fall Line, but let's be honest, if all of the Losers are there that's all any of them are thinking about. Also if all the Losers are there, things are bound to get a little out of control. It's only right.
Beverly kicks ass and kicks back. Richie and Eddie are in love. Bill does a little speech. No one's dad is safe.
(Can be read as standalone.)
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- Part 5 of so bourgeoisie to keep waiting
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Loosely related post-canon It fics. Updated whenever. All can be read as standalones!
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formal experiments by lamphouse
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, IT (Movies - Muschietti), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Sep 2020
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[bo burnham voice] these challenges to the form
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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chronicle of the world we share by lamphouse
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2019
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The Ineffable Wives AU I've been trying to write since I was fifteen fathoms deep in the closet.
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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It's Always Sunny (But Not on TV) by lamphouse
Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Dec 2018
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Probably unfit to air mock episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, or: Hey Megan Ganz, Looking for an Assistant? Here's My Online Resume.
Updated as needed. (If it says unfinished, it just means I'm working on a new one; technically it's always unfinished.)
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By the beginning of the 1920s, almost fifty million people have died on the battlefield and in the hospital. Death is a part of every day life, and ghosts saturate the earth beneath the feet of the living, but they don't always stay put. Like the Fisher King's wound, they never heal.
In steps the Preternatural Investigation Agency, home to the most preeminent supernatural investigators of their time, Taako and Kravitz. With a lot of help from everyone's favorite kid detective and the family we all wish we had, they put a stop to those trying to bring up old wounds and lay some ghosts to rest.
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Dean scoffs. “You’re kidding me, right? You know how rare demons are?”
“I do know, because I hunt them.” The guy fixes him with a piercing look, and Dean suddenly feels like his entire being is on display. It’s not pleasant. “My name is Castiel. I am an angel of the Lord and I need your help.”
Bookmarked by lamphouse
16 Dec 2020
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god every inch of this fucks so hard, ultimate canon divergence, nothing will ever do it like this fic, what the hell.......
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Bookmarked by lamphouse
16 Dec 2020
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the fact that I am at all willing to bookmark an abandoned WIP, let alone feel totally, mind-blisteringly satisfied by one, is a testament to the magnitude of this fic. (also I read it all in one night before embarking on my rewatch/catch up binge and now when new plots happen I keep thinking to myself "oh, just like evangelion au!" this show fucking WISHES.)
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Use Your Outside Voice, Richie Tozier! by mapurlsyrup
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990), IT - Stephen King
11 Jun 2020
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“And this is very important, Richie: Don’t forget to use your outside voice. You'll understand when you get there.”
(A fix-it fangame, but also a rumination on the power of transformative fanworks as a whole.)
Bookmarked by lamphouse
12 Jun 2020
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can you fucking believe this exists holy fucking shit this is brilliant
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A Grand Inquisition: Being an Investigation and Evaluation of Certain Things Done and Undone, Said and Unsaid, Over the Course of Many Years (or Perhaps Merely in Dreams) by M_Leigh for connaissais
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt
19 Dec 2014
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From: the_dude2204@hotmail.com
To: trd5281@gmail.com
Subject: christmas bitchesWhat r u doing for Christmas this yr? Come hang with me again I have nothing going on but big as fuck bottle of vodka with as you people are saying, your name on it
Sent from my iPhone
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Bookmarked by lamphouse
22 Aug 2019
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god tier masterwork end all be all king of kings
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Aziraphale, Neoliberalism, and the Conflict Between Ideology and Morality by malicegeres
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jun 2019
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A political analysis of Good Omens.
Bookmarked by lamphouse
13 Jun 2019
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we love one (1) neoliberal, and only then because he shows the ability to change