laleia



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Three universes, three stories, one overarching theme -- humorous nudity

    Words:
    3,055
    Works:
    3

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 56

    Tags
    Summary

    It started on the midnight to eight shift, sometime before three, the witching hour even by ship standards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    1010

    06 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "It is very tedious,” Professor Shen agrees, setting down his cup of tea. “I admire your forbearance.”

    “I have no forbearance,” Zhao Yunlan assures him. “I get drunk a lot and throw things.”

    or, the lawyers AU that no one asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    3279

    23 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ransom gets out of jail. Marta's not so happy about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    1796
    Bookmarks:
    440
    Hits:
    16057

    09 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."

    Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.

    He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,664
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    921
    Bookmarks:
    456
    Hits:
    9454

    21 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    423
    Kudos:
    9267
    Bookmarks:
    3301
    Hits:
    85896

    15 Sep 2019