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    Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.

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    15 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    very slow burn, frustrating at times but ultimately satisfying

  2. Rec *

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    "Sid," Geno said, jogging down the stairs two days later. "You not like jizz. Is like shoes thing, or like chunky peanut butter thing?" Sidney had strong feelings about his shoes, but he grudgingly acknowledged that manufacturers continued to issue updated models every few months, so his running shoes were never quite the same even though he always bought the same brand and style. Chunky peanut butter, on the other hand, was inviolate. You did not fuck with the chunky peanut butter.

    Or, as I titled the document, Jizz: a love story.

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    02 Oct 2021

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    Every line of this delights me. One of my top fics of all time, I never get tired of reading this again.

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    Argus' life was a largely thankless one (unless you counted the thanks of the paintings he maintained), working on keeping a thousand year old castle from falling down around the ears of students who didn't care. He had his cat, his work, his books, and a constant boil of self hatred and resentment to get him by.

    And then a sixth year handed him a letter from her aunt, thanking him for acting as conservator of Hogwarts and calling him Dr. Filch. It was the first time he had been called Doctor since he started at the castle. He had little choice but to write back, after that.

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    13 Sep 2021

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    "Better, yes?" Geno said at last. "Do what Sid likes."

    "I don't know what I like," Sidney whined.

    "Find out," Geno said. "Is okay. My dick here for you."

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    06 Sep 2021

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    Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.

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    09 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a satisfying read.