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    It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot. OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.

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    When you live in a house full of suspiciously muscular superheroes, sometimes you end up learning things about them like how the hell they take their coffee and what they watch on TV. Sometimes you don't.

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    Negotiating a successful relationship is hard enough at the best of times. It's almost impossible when you ARE the British Government. Thank God for Anthea.

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    Texts and e-mails from various Avengers characters. Nick Fury does not pay their damn phone bill, but thanks for asking.

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    John Watson's blog. Set post-Reichenbach, although there won't be many mentions of that. This is pure crack, guys. Angst is not welcome here!

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    25 Jan 2020

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    “Okay, all right, well, I think we’re done here,” Eddie sighs, but when he glances into the rear-view mirror, he sees a smile on his face, and his cheeks are flushed. He frowns as something occurs to him. “Wait, are we? What did you call me for?”

    “You called me, Eduardo.”

    “I called you back, idiot!”

    “Yeah, yeah. I dunno, man,” Richie says easily enough. Eddie can hear his fingers rattling against some hard surface as he talks, restlessly drumming as he speaks. “I saw Stan, and suddenly I realised that I fucking missed him, and then hot on the tails of that I was like… man, do I miss Eddie, jeez! So I called. That’s all. No biggie.”

    “Oh,” Eddie breathes, and does not try to stop the pleased smile blooms with Richie’s words. “I, uh. I miss you too, jackass. God only knows why, but I do.”

    Richie groans happily. “Man, that’s the stuff! Nobody insults me like you do, Eds.”

    “Nobody deserves it like you,” Eddie grins, and Richie bursts into laughter. Eddie’s soul soars at the sound of it.

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    22 Jan 2020

  3. Rec 31

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    "Richie," Mike said, "you're not going to find a resurrection ritual on Google."

    "I've found hundreds," said Richie. "Funny thing, though, they all seem to call for orgies. Or virgin sacrifices. Or sacrificing someone's virginity in an orgy. I'm hoping Ben will volunteer as tribute."

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    22 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "So," said Richie, "you take the skull of a lamb, and you boil it in piss until all the flesh falls off, and then you wrap it in sateen, which must be like the spooky version of satin or something, and bury it under a yew on the new moon. This is like one of those recipes where halfway through it turns out you're supposed to have been soaking the dried fruit for a week before you start. Only with piss."

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    “Then that’s it? You staged some pictures and now it’s done?” Eddie asked. 

    “I wish,” Richie sighed. “This was just a test balloon to see how it goes over. If people react well, then we’re gonna make it official.”

    “Official?” Eddie said faintly.

    “You know what I mean. An official fake relationship. Artificially in love in that grand Hollywood tradition.”

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    22 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “My mom was so mad,” Eddie said.

    “We’re bringing up all my exes tonight, I see,” Richie said.

  5. Rec 9

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    Welcome to Richie Tozier's newest stand-up tour, where he comes clean about growing up gay in a small town, the ten commandments on communicating nonviolently with your new husband's ex-wife, and exactly how that same husband saved his life during a sexual roleplay in which he wears tight little blue latex gloves. It's time to get intimate with America's favorite trashmouth. Grab a seat, and a glove, and let's get rolling!

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    22 Jan 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The word 'balls' doesn't even look real any more but that's fine