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do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write by lazulisong for p0rth0s
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jul 2019
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"What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."
"Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."
"Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"
"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."
"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
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- Part 1 of this is fine
- Part 5 of scum villain
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The Cryptid Boyfriend by rainbowdracula
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Apr 2019
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Mobei Jun doesn't understand Youtube, but ends up famous on it anyway.
Or: Shang Qinghua is a paranormal Youtuber, and the most infamous cryptid of them all keeps showing up in the background of his shots.
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two steps forward by Ceta
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
08 Jan 2019
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It was almost as if Mobei Jun, Lord of the Northern Demon Realm and right-hand man to Demon King Luo Binghe, was trying to — no! Absolutely not! It couldn’t be!
If Shang Qinghua didn’t know any better, he would think this was Mobei Jun trying to gain his favor!
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Deku: Hero Lover by Synnie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Jul 2018
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Stroke of Midnight is a hero run company that manufactures sex toys made from casts of the appendages of heroes.
Deku is a hero lover who posts videos of himself masturbating with said sex toys.
Ground Zero is a hero obsessed with said videos.
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- Part 1 of Hero Loving
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Tapping the Icebox by acernor, Sath
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2019
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“Sometimes when Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu make love-” Shang Qinghua thinks of the right way to phrase it, drawing on his extensive experience- “Shen Qingqiu’s heavenly pillar descends to Luo Binghe’s ravine, if you understand me,” he says, moving his eyebrows in a way that is meant to convey deep meaning.
Mobei-Jun does not make an expression of understanding, but he’s watching Shang Qinghua very, very closely.
“Shang Qinghua,” he says. “You want to be inside me?”