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    Hiding their dragon nature in the forms of regular human bodies the Kingsman dragons live in a patriarchy world where their leader's orders are law, and the need for heirs is paramount.

    For nearly three decades Harry Hart has been stuck in a childless arranged mating with Chester King, but the Kingsman leader intends to divorce him so that he can beget a heir with his mistress. A mistress with enough sway with their leader to demand that he fob Harry off to the lowborn, mixed blood Eggsy Unwin as a wedding present.

    She thinks they'll be miserable together, their mating bound to destroy their friendship and insuring that Eggsy never has heirs.

    Eggsy aims to prove her wrong.

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    14 Mar 2024

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    If Harry had been a better man, he would have taken Eggsy to the mirror and the elevator, and he would have stood behind him in the mirror, and he would have asked him what he saw. He would have inducted Eggsy into Kingsman, he would have offered him a place to train as a knight, he would have seen him take the place his father nearly earned.

    But Harry is not a better man. Harry is a fae, and no fae will do such a thing without a favor, and Eggsy spent the only favor he had when he got out of prison.

    So Harry will have Eggsy as his pet instead, and take all the blessings and fights that are sure to follow.

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    03 Mar 2024

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    Steve and Tony had no particular intentions when they decided to try out Club Hydra, but as soon as they meet Crossbones and his Asset, they know something has to be done.

    They can't just steal the Asset, but maybe they can convince him to walk out on his own. They just need an opportunity...

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    09 Jan 2024

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    Porsche is a completely average magic user. He's great at cleaning up the bar quickly, drying dishes, and picking up after his brother. He's twenty-five and still hasn't manifested a Familiar, something he tries not to ruminate on.

    He's accepted the fact that maybe he will never Bond, no matter what Yok and Chay keep telling him. Porsche is just going about another completely average day...

    Until the fucking dragon shows up in his kitchen.

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    26 Oct 2023

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    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

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    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

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    22 Oct 2023