a five times fic because 何二月 / 撒参谋 （really, any ship with 双北 characters) have eaten my brain. set in the hotel from the Season 6 Mang City I episodes.
all of this started because i can't get enough of this scene, where everyone's favourite turncoat officer throws some tangerines at their local Peking Opera star. i was also thinking of Er Yue's first introduction way back in Season 2 of Who's the Murderer and that's how i got the other thread through the five times - of Sasa witnessing Er Yue taking off his makeup, of shedding his armour.
written for the lovely L.
thanks always to braintwin lindsey_grissom for beta-ing and listening to me ramble about these idiots.