yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)



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    A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.

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    Little (unrelated) ficlets I've written from prompts!

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    David and Patrick, but make 'em kinky. These two are gonna be exploring some stuff throughout their relationship!

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Patrick is fully blushing now, brow furrowing cutely in confusion. “What?” he says again after a moment of buffering. David feels that sinking feeling in his stomach, the one that means he’s messed up. He’s missed a cue, somewhere, and ended up in the wrong place. It’s a familiar feeling.

    “Your, um, the club that you’re in?” David tries, hesitantly. “The, um, the trading?”

    Patrick scrutinizes him. “What do you think the club is for, David?” he asks.

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    30 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Mkay, but —” David stops with a little laugh, pinching the bridge of his nose briefly. “You know your dick is bigger, right?”

    Patrick outright snorts at him, like he’s being ridiculous. “Um, no it’s not.”

    David has to sit up, flailing to extricate himself from Patrick’s arms so he can be incredulous with his entire body. “Yes, it is! Have you met your dick before?!”

    “Once or twice, yeah.”

     

    Or: a fic about dick-measuring, with an inordinate amount of Soft Feelings attached.

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    02 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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    09 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Tonight, though, Patrick spits neatly into his sink, rinses his mouth and pats it dry with a monogrammed towel before turning to David and asking, “What if I got a piercing?”

    David pauses with his ring finger midway through dabbing serum under his eye. “I’m sorry?”

    Patrick folds his arms, a close second choice for those occasions where he doesn’t have pockets to bury his hands in. “What if I got a piercing?” The same question, but a little less sure of itself.

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    01 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    “In that case, tell me where you want them.”

    “Inside me.”

    “They were inside you.”

    “David,” Patrick gasps out, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. His cock throbs as it steadily fills, hanging heavy between his legs. That cool, detached tone which David affects so easily always gets Patrick so fucking eager to please him. The more David holds back, the more he wants to earn.

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    17 May 2021

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