yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)



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  1. Schitt's Creek (174)

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    Little (unrelated) ficlets I've written from prompts!

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    David and Patrick, but make 'em kinky. These two are gonna be exploring some stuff throughout their relationship!

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    Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    “Mkay, but —” David stops with a little laugh, pinching the bridge of his nose briefly. “You know your dick is bigger, right?”

    Patrick outright snorts at him, like he’s being ridiculous. “Um, no it’s not.”

    David has to sit up, flailing to extricate himself from Patrick’s arms so he can be incredulous with his entire body. “Yes, it is! Have you met your dick before?!”

    “Once or twice, yeah.”

     

    Or: a fic about dick-measuring, with an inordinate amount of Soft Feelings attached.

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    02 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    It’s just, how do you go from friendly, sometimes flirty banter to “Hey, remember all that porn and longing you read? I wrote it and you were a big inspiration. Anyway, restock the bath bombs?”

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    09 Aug 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Tonight, though, Patrick spits neatly into his sink, rinses his mouth and pats it dry with a monogrammed towel before turning to David and asking, “What if I got a piercing?”

    David pauses with his ring finger midway through dabbing serum under his eye. “I’m sorry?”

    Patrick folds his arms, a close second choice for those occasions where he doesn’t have pockets to bury his hands in. “What if I got a piercing?” The same question, but a little less sure of itself.

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    01 Jun 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    “In that case, tell me where you want them.”

    “Inside me.”

    “They were inside you.”

    “David,” Patrick gasps out, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment. His cock throbs as it steadily fills, hanging heavy between his legs. That cool, detached tone which David affects so easily always gets Patrick so fucking eager to please him. The more David holds back, the more he wants to earn.

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    17 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Patrick’s plans for romantic hike/picnic go terribly, terribly wrong.

    Spoilers for 5.13: The Hike

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    05 May 2021

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