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    The Razzle Dazzle Rosé Voicteam Podcast is a series of interviews with various Schitt's Creek fandom members that were put together in response to challenges from the VoiceTeam 2021 Event.

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    A series of Season 4 canon-divergent AUs, in which David and Patrick say "I love you" for the first time in different episodes.

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    Little (unrelated) ficlets I've written from prompts!

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    David and Patrick, but make 'em kinky. These two are gonna be exploring some stuff throughout their relationship!

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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Patrick is fully blushing now, brow furrowing cutely in confusion. “What?” he says again after a moment of buffering. David feels that sinking feeling in his stomach, the one that means he’s messed up. He’s missed a cue, somewhere, and ended up in the wrong place. It’s a familiar feeling.

    “Your, um, the club that you’re in?” David tries, hesitantly. “The, um, the trading?”

    Patrick scrutinizes him. “What do you think the club is for, David?” he asks.

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    30 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I like this for you,” David says as he slides onto the stool beside her, mouth quirked to the side like he's sharing a private joke with himself, and she's the punchline.

    “There's nothing to like,” Stevie insists, taking another sip of her coffee. David and Patrick exchange a look, and now they're both in on the joke. “No, fuck you, don't do that,” she says.

    “Do what?”

    “We're not doing anything.”

     

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    Stevie has breakfast at the cottage before a business trip. David and Patrick have some thoughts regarding her feelings for her new coworker.

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    23 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    David and Stevie text on his birthday. Set during Grad Night.

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    23 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Mkay, but —” David stops with a little laugh, pinching the bridge of his nose briefly. “You know your dick is bigger, right?”

    Patrick outright snorts at him, like he’s being ridiculous. “Um, no it’s not.”

    David has to sit up, flailing to extricate himself from Patrick’s arms so he can be incredulous with his entire body. “Yes, it is! Have you met your dick before?!”

    “Once or twice, yeah.”

     

    Or: a fic about dick-measuring, with an inordinate amount of Soft Feelings attached.

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    03 Sep 2021

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    This is a live example of how an author can create linked footnotes in their work with only a little bit of HTML and no workskins required. This is best viewed by clicking "Entire Work". While I've included the actual coding in bold and italic once you click "Hide Creator's Style", there's a more detailed explanation here.

    EDIT 6/28/17: The third chapter now shows how to use anchor links as an index/table of contents.

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    19 Aug 2021