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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “In your opinion, Mr Rivia, is it true that Julian Alfred Pankratz is the best goalkeeper in the world at the moment?” the reporter asks him, smiling as though she’s in on the joke.

    “Jaskier isn’t even the best keeper in Arsenal,” Geralt replies, deadpan.

    Pankratz's transfer deal from Arsenal to Kaer Morhen Football Club is finalised the very next day.

     
    Geralt is a simple man with simple desires: he wants to play football and get paid for it. He does not want to be photographed while out for a morning jog, or have his anatomy debated on morning TV, or play any part in his idiot teammate Jaskier's scheme to expose an ex-friend for leaking stories about him to the tabloid newspapers.
     
    Funny how things work out.

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    03 Apr 2021

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    Jaskier understood from a very young age that his life was not destined to be a happy one.

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    02 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    "An agonizing silence had fallen over the city. Fear clenched at her guts. There was something in the dark. Something dangerous. Something deadly. She felt it in her bones. A growl just behind her was the only warning she received before a violent blow struck her in the back, sending her brutally to the ground, breathing cut short. The beast snarled and turned her on her back brutally. Faced with the nightmare that had caught her, the young woman screamed."

    A violent murder darkens this early spring in Novigrad. Local authorities call at the World Intelligence and Tactical Commando of Hunters and Elite Research, aka W.I.T.C.H.E.R. to help them resolve the case.
    Colonel de Rivia, his partner Yennefer of Vengerberg as well as Captain Lambert Dewrin and his partner Cirilla Rhiannon de Rivia are in charge of the investigation.
    And when the young musician Jaskier was involved in their case, things became particularly complicated for the colonel with an attraction neither can deny.

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    04 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    She scanned the room, seizing upon a woman tucked in one corner.
    She looked like danger. Like bad news and tattoos and sharp truths and heartbreak.
    The kind of woman your mother told you to stay away from.

    Jaskier grinned. She would do.

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    A growing relationship in a series of collisions, disputes, threats and flirtations between a monster hunter and a grad student in the same campus pub.

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    04 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Based on Superhero/flatmate headcanons from witchersjaskier on Tumblr.

    Jaskier and Geralt are flatmates and superheroes. This is the story of their discovering each other's secrets and love.

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    04 Feb 2021