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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Just an angel and a demon having a stupid conversation about snakes and nipples. Little bit of budding friendship and probably a bit too much curiosity about one another's physical manifestations.

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    07 Oct 2019

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    Nipples

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Crowley has been (not-so-silently) struggling with a sore wing joint. Aziraphale firmly believes in the therapeutic benefits of massage and won’t take no for an answer. Crowley relents, but during the act finds himself becoming increasingly and embarrassingly aroused.

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    07 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crowley massage heehee

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Anathema Device and Newton Pulsifer are tying the knot!
    They decide to invite the angel and demon duo to join in their celebration, but there is a problem. Newt doesn't have many friends he can count on to throw him a bachelor party, so Anathema decides to help her future husband. And does so by asking the ineffable pair to plan the festivities. What could go wrong?
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    "Oh, thank you so much. I was really worried. I mean asking a demon and an angel to throw a bachelor party for your spouse sounds crazy, but less so than any of his other options. Just try to keep it casual, okay?" Anathema said.
    "Oh, um..." Had Aziraphale heard her properly?
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    06 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crowley striptease

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Oh, shit,” Crowley muttered, but it came out more like ‘ohkjfd—‘

    The man— A bloody priest was still keeping his umbrella over Crowley. The fabric of his button-up had darkened on his shoulders, now throughly drenched.

    He could see more details, now, and Crowley stared. The priest had round, gentle features, and a shock of hair so blond it looked white collected in messy, soft curls. There was some sense of deep-sedated sadness in his grey-blue eyes, as he looked down at Crowley.

    “I’d imagine that you need to get back up on your feet, then, son,” the priest said, sounding somehow tired. “You can’t stay here.”

    “…I have nowhere to go,” Crowley replied, feeling like his tongue was double in size in his mouth. It was a lie, and wasn’t one at the same time.

    He could technically go anywhere he wanted, as long as the Bentley stopped pouting at him for getting high again, but he had nowhere to go.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    demon!Crowley/human priest!Aziraphale

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    Crawley finds an injured Aziraphale cornered by Ligur, and comes to the rescue for the very first time.

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    05 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Crawley saves Aziraphale from Ligur