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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    Instead of going to Greendale, Britta starts an anarchist collective farm. Everyone still winds up tangled in each other's lives, just with more baking, less makeup, and a fair amount of agriculture.

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    27 Sep 2015

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    Part of a series? You read the first one.

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    “I knew it,” Jake hisses, her blade nicking his Adam’s apple. “All these years you’ve had an elaborate plot to kill me, working the long game with your kicking me ‘in your sleep’ and ‘accidentally’ using the fabric softener that gives me hives. What else did I miss, huh? You try smothering me with a pillow when I was sick? Put arsenic in my mashed potatoes?” Jake gasps dramatically at his own hypothesizing. “That roast last Thursday should have been my tip-off. I should have realized then you were done waiting for me to get wise.”

    Amy’s face falls, but she keeps the knife pressed heavily against his throat. “What? You sound ridiculous, and FYI, I worked really hard on that pot roast.”

    “Yeah, about 45 minutes too hard. That meat was so dry, I– ACK, not the face! Not my face!” Jake shrieks as Amy slashes his left cheek.

    (or, a gratuitous “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” AU)

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    19 Sep 2015

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    you've read the first chapter.

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    juliet is sent to kill shawn, but how could she?

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    17 Aug 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    No change, no story. The narrative, subverted, collapses like it’s been kneecapped—what you get isn’t a happy ending but just a happy continuance while someone’s life tries to make itself into a story again, so it can stop. All stories are about things stopping.

    In a zombie apocalypse story, the things that stop are always you, so Abed has to stop the story. He has to cut them out of it like they’re paper dolls.

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    12 Aug 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    "Annie thinks you’re acting differently,” said Britta, transitioning into therapist-voice, “Has anything changed in the past few weeks you haven’t told us about?”
    Abed looked thoughtful for a moment, then clicked his fingers. “Oh, yeah! I got a boyfriend.”

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