keita52

femshep



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  1. Summary

    A place for my 'shippy stories in the Mass Effect universe. 75% chance of Plot-What-Plot/Porn-Without-Plot.

    See Reach and Flexibility for 'shippy Shakarian.

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  2. Summary

    A place for my 'shippy stories in the Dragon Age universe.

    75% chance of Plot-What-Plot/Porn-Without-Plot.

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  3. Summary

    Everything related to my Mass Effect x Battlestar Galactica crossover, "Exodus Into Fire".

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  4. Summary

    A place for all things with a primary focus on Shakarian, my first ship (and still my favorite)

    See Galactic Dating Service for non-Shakarian 'shipping.

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  5. Summary

    Stuff begun on the Kink Meme that may or may not ever be finished.

    Or:

    Beginnings are easy, endings are hard.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Salarian infants imprint on the first person they see upon hatching--and so, it turns out, do geese.
    Or: Kallo Jath unwittingly becomes surrogate parent to a creature that does not fear any man's God.

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    22 Apr 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Menolly Impresses at the end of her first week at the Weyr.

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    25 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    The girl addressed Bettany without so much as a greeting. “You’re the Shipwright crew?”

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    25 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    (Kinda AU): Shepard is just a tired doctor, working on Omega, who wants nothing more than to curl up, watch her favorite elcor soap opera and eat the best Asari-Asian cuisine that the station has to offer. However, on her way home, she finds a mysterious, wounded turian that goes by the moniker, Archangel.

    Come for the comedy, stay for the plot!

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    29 Dec 2017

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  5. Rec 10

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    In 9:45 Dragon, a napkin containing a rare unpublished epic of legendary author Varric Tethras was found in the discarded remains of the at Skyhold. The chantry sister who found it deemed it both "pornographic" and "poorly written" and hid it under her mattress.

    In 9:46 Dragon, a member of an organization called "Red Jenny" delivered this to our doors. And rest assured, we at the Bloomin' Smoot house have no religious compunctions against publishing it. After all, we are the finest smut peddlers in all of Orzammar.

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    27 Nov 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A Tingler written by Varric Tethras. What more do you need to know? :D