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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “I have never witnessed a prayer to Death before,” Ares says. “I wished to observe.”

    “Merely observe?” Aphrodite asks, her smile sly.

    “For now.”

    “I rather think he’ll be here sooner if you let your heart sing, dearest,” she hums, ever knowing. “You love very loudly.”

    “Dite,” he says, warningly.

    “Merely a suggestion, darling.”

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    08 Feb 2021

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    "Zagreus wondered how long the wedding would be, what sort of woman he would marry. Beautiful, no doubt. The Gods had said it was a pity that Hades was to choose his bride." An alternate universe where Zagreus is a classical Greek hero and his divine spouse ends up Thanatos in an arranged marriage situation.

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    14 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    It was an innocent enough offer, from a Duskspeaker he was still getting to know: a hand changing his bandages, tending to his wounds, every once in a while. It didn't mean anything.

    At least, it wasn't supposed to mean anything.

    She had been meant to save the world and get him out of there, nothing more. But nothing had gone quite as Vatnir expected since Noora turned up on the Dead Floe, least of all the relationship between them.

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    13 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    He took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and ground his molars, and hoped to any god that was listening that the beast would not notice the other way his threats were affecting him. He must have pissed one off mightily to have been given such an intimate taste for danger.

    “Self-defence. I understand. And with that in mind, I expect you to understand why I am doing this, why you must…” The beast paused, his face slackening with realisation. “…Ah.”

    Regis is late to Geralt's rescue, which has various unforeseen consequences.

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    11 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Things start out well. Geralt should have taken that as the first sign of impending trouble.

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    11 Dec 2020