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It's A Match! by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Apr 2021
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He was asleep by the time his screen lit up, around 2 am, announcing a new match and soon after, a new message.
Hi ! The text read. I’m Eskel. Love your profile, would love to chat with you and get to know you better. :)
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The Wolf and the Bard by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2021
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If he didn’t die, the ballad resulting from this fantastical encounter might be his best work to date.
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Variations by kallistob
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jan 2021
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"Eskel, please snap out of it," Jaskier said shakily. "This isn't - this isn't you."
"Isn't it? They call me a monster. Might as well act the part."
Eskel is cursed. Jaskier tries to survive.
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Elastic Heart by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jan 2021
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What if he didn’t connect with any of those kids? What if he’d done all this for nothing? Fuck, what the hell was he even thinking? Who would want him for a father - lonely, old scarred wolf that he was? This was a terrible mistake.
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Vesemir visits a foster care home to adopt a child, and meets Eskel and Geralt. -
Fantastic witchers and where to find them by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Witcher (TV)
07 Nov 2020
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"Master Jaskier the Bard, also known as Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove," Jaskier says with a flourish and a graceful bow. "And this is my friend, the witcher Geralt of Rivia." Geralt doesn't lower his sword.
Newt has no idea what a witcher is. He's quite confused.
"Is this a Hollywood movie set?" He ventures.
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Or: To prevent a repeat of New York, 1926, Grindelwald gets rid of Newt Scamander by yeeting him through a portal. Newt lands in a world that is... quite different from his own.
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Tumblr Prompts by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jun 2020
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A series of short stories inspired by this list of tumblr prompts : https://ofprevioustimes.tumblr.com/post/637249931597463552/miscellaneous-angst-starters-when-were-you-going
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Take A Chance On Me by paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 May 2020
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AU in which Jaskier really believes his soulmate is Geralt until he finds Eskel.
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Youtube AU by kallistob, paintingraves (kallistob)
Fandom: Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Jun 2018
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Collection of various one-shots written for Inktober 2017.
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Our favorite majordomo carries a bit of a torch for a certain witcher
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
08 Apr 2021
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Jaskier made a deal with a witch in exchange for eternal youth. He didn’t mind paying the price at the time, but if he ever wants to break the curse he must find “true love”. In other words, someone who loves him for the person he is. He’ll never want to undo such a gift, so it really doesn’t bother him that the curse goes unbroken for decades. No, it doesn’t bother him at all.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
27 Mar 2021
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for years, Geralt and Jaskier have loved each other in darkness, never daring to bring their love into the light
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
26 Mar 2021
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His hair was unbound and catching the morning sunlight, a gorgeous crown of white gold floating softly around his head, and he managed to look beautiful even whilst yawning hugely and sitting up, but it was the sitting up part that had rather caught Jaskier's attention.
He appeared to be wearing a corset.
Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
08 Mar 2021
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Like air by Saetha for CamilleDuDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
28 Feb 2021
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Aiden lets out a breath and buries his face in his hands.
“This isn’t happening,” he murmurs. “I’m not sitting here, next to my lover who doesn’t even know I’m dead yet, talking with his equally dead ex-lover about our sex life. It isn’t happening.”
“I am afraid it is.” Coën makes a sympathetic noise, although there’s clearly a chuckle caught in his throat. “You’ll get used to it, eventually.”
*After his death, Aiden wakes up in the presence of an, at first, unfamiliar Griffin Witcher. Together, he and Coën try and look after Lambert, to make sure he survives and finds his way.
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Bookmarked by paintingraves (kallistob)
28 Feb 2021