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  1. Rec 55

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    04 Jan 2021

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    such a lovely series. l'appel du vide is one of the best fics in this fandom i truly believe that

  2. Rec 79

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    “So, uh,” Richie leans heavily into the door, running a hand through his hair. “I think I’m finally drunk and exhausted enough to – ” he takes a deep breath, paired with a markedly awkward laugh. “To ask. Did you uh – So. So. In like 1997, my improv group from Rochester did a guest thing at NYU? And after – ”

    “Yes,” Eddie interrupts, realizing what Richie is asking with a sear of heat across the back of his neck. “That was me.”

    “Oh,” Richie intones, though it comes off as more like a choked exhale.

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    20 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    they take their time :') it is lovely

  3. Rec 77

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    “Okay, here’s what you do,” Richie perks up. “You’re going to sign up for the DoorDash membership because you are not going to cook your own meals. You’re going to spend a whole day wearing your jammies, for at least twenty-four hours. You’re going to watch one Vanessa Hudgens hallmark movie on Netflix. You will call me if you start to go out of your mind. You will go for a walk to get fresh air when the weather permits. And you will jerk off at least one and half times a day.”

    Eddie makes a choking sound through the phone. “One and a half?” There’s a laugh in it.

    “Yeah, like an average. Some days maybe twice. Some days maybe once. You understand how to find a mean, right, Mister Business Man?”

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    or, Christmas 2016.

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    19 Dec 2020

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    they're crazy about each other... i love it

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    Someone put Richie on a list titled “Greatest Gay Icons of 2016,” right under the Babadook. Eddie texted him, That’s not fair. How’d you get two spots.

    Or, Eddie owns more than one pair of Gucci loafers. Richie hires a stylist. It turns out that 2017 is Eddie’s year of Realizing Things.

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    09 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    exceedingly delicious trope of eddie knowing abt richie's feelings and taking time to figure out his own

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    “Listen,” Eddie says, voice low. He steps closer, until his bare toes align with the edge of a tile. Richie swallows. Blinks. Looks back up. “I don’t mind.”

    For a moment, Richie can’t possibly fathom what he means. Doesn’t mind what? Doesn’t mind that there’s a picture of him kissing the weird man who he killed a clown with at the top of everybody’s trending page? Doesn’t mind the word boyfriend tossed at him like it’s something that could possibly fit?

    “What,” Richie rasps, throat dry, words toneless.

    It would be funny, the way Eddie’s looking at him, if Richie weren’t so damn terrified. “Like, I’ll do it,” Eddie says. There is acute discomfort radiating off of all his sharp points. “Be your boyfriend or whatever.”

     

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    Or: Eddie kisses Richie. The world thinks they're dating, but they're not. Eddie thinks Richie isn't in love with him, but he is. Also, a movie premiere.

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    06 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FANTASTIC richie pov, fake dating without the angst of a breakup (ideal)