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    As a thank you to my followers on tumblr, I offered to write some fics based on prompts they sent. This is the third round of those.

    Ch. 1: Mob Boss Steve Rogers (sort of but not really)
    Ch. 2: Ripple Effect (Post-IW Time Travel Fix-It)
    Ch. 3: How to Date a Superhero Without Even Trying (MIT!Tony Drunk Dials his Ex and gets Captain America)
    Ch. 4: Caveman AU (A/B/O)
    Ch. 5: Alien Steve/Astronaut Tony (oviposition)

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    Tony is willing to try anything once. He'd bottomed with Ty, he didn't like it, case closed. There was plenty of stuff he enjoyed and plenty of stuff he had yet to try, so he wasn't going to worry about the stuff he knew he didn't like. Except -

    Except Steve and Bucky have Tony reconsidering.

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    Steve pines after Tony.

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    “All I’m saying is, the guy was walking like he’d been dicked to within an inch of his life.” Clint shrugged. “And seeing as how we are all here, Bruce doesn’t do that sort of thing, the only other explanation is that our resident god of thunder gave Tony the yeehaw of his life last night.”

    “Two things.” Steve held up a finger. “First, don’t ever say ‘the yeehaw of his life’again. That’s a terrible sentence. Second, I know for a fact that Tony had a date with a nice girl from Colonel Rhodes’s church last night so–”

    Clint laughed so hard he was practically screaming, cackling peals of disbelieving laughter over shadowed by Sam guffawing over the thought of Tony dating a nice GIRL, much less a nice girl from church.

    “Point of order!” Natasha had to raise her voice to be heard. “Tony is practically snack sized. Anyone could get him walking with a waddle. Hell I’ve got a sparkly pink strap on that would get the job done. Let’s not assume he went ass to hammer with Thor just cos he’s walking funny.”

    Three sets of horrified eyes met hers and Natasha sighed. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”

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    “Okay so,” Tony reached across Rhodey to steal most of the egg rolls off the plate. “Thor says he wants to wrestle and I swear Steve almost died. Almost expired right there in the gym. Thor said something about a little death and being sent to Valhalla or something? And then Steve basically died. Heart failure, probably.”

    “Or his dick exploded.” Clint pointed out, shoving noodles into his mouth at an alarming rate. “Cause of death, god-caused orgasm. What a way to go.”

    “You're all animals.” Natasha said calmly, picking her way through a vegetarian plate with Pepper. “I’m not saying Steve doesn’t have a ten inch hard on for our resident celestial–” Pepper inhaled broccoli. “– but Steve’s issue with Thor is probably because Steve grew up in a time when there was definitely only one god and he certainly didn’t look like a walking wet dream.”

    Rhodey slapped Tony’s hand away from another egg roll. “So Captain America doesn’t have a problem with aliens, wormholes, magic or waking up seventy years in the future, but multiple gods is where he draws the line?”
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    (Thundershield gets together and the team gossips.)
    (Inspired by Hoziers "Take Me To Church")

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