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    “So let me get this straight: you lied to me, first of all, and your fake boyfriend is actually just someone you’ve been playing Overwatch with on the internet? And then said stranger showed up at Hoseok’s party last weekend and you fucked him? How does that even happen?

    [Taehyung doesn't realize he's fucking the same guy he's been calling Goldie Locks for the past three months, until he uses one of Taehyung's best jokes against him.]

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    05 Oct 2018

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    Five times Taehyung breaks things with his mind, and the one time he tries to prevent it.

    [or, Taehyung gets nervous around his crush and magic breaks the tension for him]

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    02 Oct 2018

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    jimin @parkjm_
    can someone tell my neighbor to stop coming to my house at 4 am asking for milk

    tae @kth_
    @parkjm_ what does this mean

    jungkook @jeonjk
    @kth_ it means i got some dope ass milk

    jimin @parkjm_
    @jeonjk please stop coming to my house

    (ex. jungkook has a crush on his neighbor, a famous vlogger who has no idea he exists)

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    27 Sep 2018

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    It’s not a surprise, then, that the tattoos don’t irk him in any way. He likes them. He likes permanent.

    And that’s why he’s certainly not happy when he walks into the usual tattoo parlor for his appointment. Standing at the counter is definitely not the usual Uraraka Ochako, but a man around his age with spiky red hair, wearing a muscle tee to show off the swirling ink on his skin.

    The fact that he's attractive isn't the worst part. The worst part is that Katsuki knows him.

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    30 Aug 2018

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    Bakugou Katsuki - one of the youngest graduates in Japan to complete a degree in dentistry. He has this patient — who, honestly, makes him wonder if he should've been a stylist, or gone to see one, because what the fuck is his hair — and his teeth are...

    Fuck.

    They didn't teach him delicacy at dental school.

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    30 Aug 2018