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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    What if Johnny never inadvertently outed Patrick at the start of Meet the Parents? How would things have gone down?

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    23 Feb 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    The uber pulls up to the curb outside the Haus, and Nursey braces himself.

    Three cracked ribs and some bone-deep bruising, the medics had told him at the game, and the doctor at the ER had confirmed it.

    The team's not gonna like this.

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    22 Feb 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    David was standing in front of Sebastien’s door about to knock when it swung open.

    Patrick stumbled out.

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    22 Feb 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    AU inspired by the movie "Return to Me"
    David and Patrick meet in Schitt's Creek under dramatically different circumstances. A twist of fate shapes their pasts, present, and future.

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    21 Feb 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Patrick doesn’t respond correctly - because Patrick has never once responded correctly to David being horrible. He just takes another sip of tea, and fucking smiles again. 
    “What?” David snaps.
    “Nothing, I just-”
    He stops, mouth still open, sound still somewhere in his throat. Then he laughs again. It’s quieter this time, more to himself, like he’s surprised himself with it. It’s infuriating, and it’s adorable, and David doesn’t get it. 

    Or, five times Patrick almost said "I love you", and one time David said it first.

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    20 Feb 2020

  6. Public Bookmark 37

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    David thinks he’s happy. He’s pretty sure. It’s obviously a good thing, being rich, so why wouldn’t he be happy about it?

    He tries to use the walk back to Patrick’s to clear his head, but instead he keeps thinking about how he’ll probably have a driver again soon.

    When he gets to the apartment, he’s still not sure how he feels—but that’s ok. He’ll know after he talks to Patrick.

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    19 Feb 2020

  7. Public Bookmark 56

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    For the first time ever, David pays rapt attention to the spreadsheet Patrick insists on showing him. There’s a list of things that will be covered under the joint account, like rent and groceries and vehicle upkeep, and then they’ll each keep a separate account for individual expenses. Patrick repeats the fact that clothing and toiletries will be considered individual expenses multiple times, but David is still too starry-eyed about the casual way he said ‘our household expenses’ to even consider arguing.

    Then David notices something odd, off in its own section below their estimated rent and utilities.

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    19 Feb 2020

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    “I think maybe we should...sit.”

    “Sure.”

    // if Patrick didn't propose at the picnic, and David knows it. Happy ending, I promise.

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    17 Feb 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Um, in other news, I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits."

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    17 Feb 2020

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    and there are some like us,
    just walking, making our feet move ahead of us,
    a little bored, a little lost, a little angry,
    walking as though we were really going somewhere,
    walking as if there was something to see at Adelaide or maybe on King,
    something that will give a fair return for this use of shoe-leather,
    something that will make us smile with a strange new
    happiness, a lost but recovered joy.

    - Raymond Souster, “Yonge Street Saturday Night”

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    16 Feb 2020

  11. Public Bookmark 55

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    “Nurse, I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room. Not counting me.” Lardo pretends to flip a lock of hair over her shoulder. “We all know I’d smoke you bitches,” she adds, grinning. Her teeth flash in the low lighting, and she knocks back the last of her drink as the gather group lets out joking boos.

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    15 Feb 2020

  12. Public Bookmark 34

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    David does this sometimes, brings something up flippantly that seems like it can’t possibly be true, but Patrick knows when David is lying and it’s never when he casually brings up a startling and bizarre fact from his life before Schitt’s Creek . . . David doesn’t say anything right away, which is how Patrick realizes that David's story was purposefully flippant. This is another thing David does sometimes, masking how bad a thing was with ambivalence.

     

    Or, 5 times Patrick follows up on a story from David’s past + 1 time David returns the favour.

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    14 Feb 2020

  13. Public Bookmark *

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    David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

    Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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    13 Feb 2020

  14. Public Bookmark 8

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    Patrick watches it all happen and says nothing. It occurs to him now, in this moment, that this is his family. In a few short months when they’re married, these are the people who will surround each other at bedsides just like this, the ones who will be there for each other in the (hopefully few) dark moments.

    Or: When Patrick gets a call that David and Stevie have been in an accident, he fears the worst. But a beautiful lesson comes out of it.

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    11 Feb 2020

  15. Public Bookmark 28

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    "David, they know, right?"

    "Of course they know. I wouldn't have asked them to come here if I didn't think they knew we were in a relationship... They call the store all the time! I mean, what do they think I'm just his business partner?!"

    Or, Marcy calls the store months before Patrick's birthday. David makes assumptions.

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    10 Feb 2020

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    What if David and Patrick didn’t survive the Rachel reveal? What if David fell back into destructive behavior and a pattern of bad relationships? What if, to get out of a bad relationship, he calls on the one person who actually truly cared about him?

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    09 Feb 2020

  17. Public Bookmark 69

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    Wes is dead.

    And maybe Connor wishes he was fucking dead too.

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    A meditation on Connor's suicidal ideation.

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    09 Feb 2020

  18. Public Bookmark 54

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    An elaboration on some of the scenes from Meet the Parents. This is a terrible summary, but I promise (hope?!?) the story will be much better.

    Chapter 1 is from Marcy’s perspective.
    Chapter 2 - David.
    Chapter 3 - Stevie.
    Chapter 4 - Patrick.

    Spoilers for Season 5 Episode 11 - Meet the Parents

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    09 Feb 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 54

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    An elaboration on some of the scenes from Meet the Parents. This is a terrible summary, but I promise (hope?!?) the story will be much better.

    Chapter 1 is from Marcy’s perspective.
    Chapter 2 - David.
    Chapter 3 - Stevie.
    Chapter 4 - Patrick.

    Spoilers for Season 5 Episode 11 - Meet the Parents

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    09 Feb 2020

  20. Public Bookmark 61

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    "Um, in other news, I recently discovered that I'm allergic to pitted fruits."

    Or, David has a reaction and handles it about as well as you'd think.

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    09 Feb 2020

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