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    “Victor, you could have let some psychopath into your apartment.”

    “Oh come on, he’s not a psychopath,” Victor chides. Christophe makes a gesture with his hand that says ‘are you seriously this naïve or are you drunk at work again?’.

    “Victor, you don’t know that. You don’t know anything about him. Whose name am I going to give to the police or face I’m going to describe to the sketch artist when they find your body chopped up like Hannibal Lecter’s side dish?”

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    in which Victor and Yuuri are roommates and Yuuri has a secret

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    Yuuri Katsuki might not look like a shameless harbinger of chaos, but nothing Yakov's seen in the last year is enough to make him rethink his first impression.

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    Yuuri never meant to become a supervillain. These things just happen to him.

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    “You should propose with a tooth instead of a diamond on it,” Yuri suggests out of the blue, and sighs when the game character on his screen falls off and dies again. He’s stuck on level 86, and his death count is in the low thousands. Not that Yuuri’s keeping track. “It's romantic.”

    “That might be one of the most repulsive ideas you've ever shared,” Yuuri tells him, without looking up from his phone.

    Alternatively: Yuuri has A Plan (maybe), Victor has issues, and Yuri just wants to play hockey.

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    Mila's the first friend Yuuri's made in Russia. Technically, Yuuri became friends with Yurio in Hasetsu, but he'd never say that to Yurio's face.

    On his first day training in Russia, Mila stole Yuuri from the rink and showed him pictures of Victor and Georgi wearing Spice Girls t-shirts Victor had picked up at a consignment shop during Skate America in 2006, and a video of them skating a synchronized routine to "Stacy's Mom."

    "Don't let anyone here intimidate you. I guarantee none of them are scarier than Yura." They watched Victor skate circles around Yuri on the ice, Mila's camera primed for blackmail material—just in case.
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    Yuuri and some of the women in his life, through the years.

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