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He wants to pretend to fall asleep on the couch as Otacon curls up beside a cheap radiator, as they watch news about themselves on a humming, staticky television. He wants to grab groceries at eight p.m. with a knife hidden in his boot because he ate all the canned soup and Otacon’s sick of boxed spaghetti and burnt eggs. He wants to exist in the best semblance of peace and happiness he can manage given the circumstances and maybe one day get a fake identity and a dog and pretend the world isn’t full of terrible people doing terrible things for terrible reasons.
It’s not flawless. Nothing ever is. But it’s a hell of a lot better than dying.
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09 Dec 2019
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Sometimes you just gotta break into the house of your shitty brother's trusted mentor, kill him, and steal his identity.
Sometimes you gotta take drastic measures to protect your house from your best student's stupid evil twin.Alternatively: a fix-it for everyone who's made me read Kaz's death via a comedic take on MGS1's plot twist.
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02 Dec 2019
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The one where Snake and Otacon's lives are a little less dramatic and they meet through an Alpha/Omega matchmaking service.
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02 Dec 2019
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Can't Go Back Now by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 May 2017
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"No, no, he was not the devil. It is just that he was called Diavolo. … Well, maybe he was, I don't know," Giorno says. "Bene, he was the… director? Of Passione."
"Boss," Fugo supplies him. "He was the boss."
Giorno snaps his fingers at Fugo gratefully. "He was the boss. I should not care about him personally except that he made Passione sell drugs, and weapons. That's no good, you know."
Jolyne slides her eyes over to Hermès, who is very resolutely looking at the road. She bites her lip. Jolyne thinks about the dime bag of weed currently sitting in the glove compartment. "Oh, yeah, for sure."
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15 Aug 2019
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your move, instigator (draw your weapon and hold your tongue) by Laysan_albatross
Fandoms: Naruto
29 May 2019
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“We are still under wartime policy,” the recruiter had told her parents. He had an envelope in his hand. He sounded sorry. “She has two parents who are successful ninjas. We would be remiss to overlook her potential based upon that alone.”
The Third Shinobi War never ended. Konoha needs more soldiers, grabbing anyone who can fight, especially those who can't say no.
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23 Apr 2019