25 Nov 2020
"God damn, Parker got that gorilla grip! Jesus fuck, you'd think after that railing you'd be loose as a hooker on Valentine's Da -"
The wrist in Peter's grip gave a satisfying crunch.
Sure, Alfred was excited for the Triwizard Tournament - if only because it would give him a once-in-a-lifetime chance to flirt with some beautiful French witches.
But then HE had to show up, flaunting that silver hair and those stupid, chiseled cheekbones -
"Look, you attractive bastard -"
(Based off of cidershark's lovely Pottertalia comic.)
Yugi Mutou was never a particularly... "rushed" guy. This was mostly due to the fact that he was cripplingly clumsy. But today, a rush seemed rather acceptable, until he ended up - quite literally - head over heels.
“Alright, Jungkook-ah. I’m going to pick you up now, but I need you to stay awake.”
Jungkook nods, feeling a bit like the bones in his neck have screwed one turn too loose.
The older man laughs, then, and it sounds a little choked. “Honey, I think it’s ok to call me hyung at this point.”
Or, Jungkook finds a family in the most unpleasant way possible. It suits his brand, honestly.
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30 Dec 2020