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  1. Rec 1

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    Small Dick Steve Rogers for SmallDickSteveRogers, Featuring Small Dick Steve Rogers and Steve Rogers' Small Dick.

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    23 Aug 2019

  2. Rec 5

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    Francis Bonnefoy doesn't get out much. But when he finally does, he learns it would have been wiser to stay home.

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    06 Apr 2018

  3. Rec 11

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    Stuck in Germany with a pasta freak and a macho-potato, Lovino's primal urges for tomatoes finally overtake him as he goes on a tomato-buying spree, which leads him to bumping heads with this strange cheery man who is too nice for his own good...and knows an alarming amount about Lovino, despite him never seeing that man once before.

    Francis somehow finds his son's blood brother and must deal with a grumpy, overprotective guardian while Gilbert is unable to accept the fact he has a goddamn thing for Francis' son.

    Ludwig must manage this entire clumsy entourage and keep everyone alive until they reach the final destination.

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    04 Apr 2018

  4. Rec *

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    In which Lance drinks too much alien alcohol, literally cannot get a grip on his embarrassingly huge crush on Keith, and accidentally ruins everything.

    Inspired by the prompt: “We drunk kissed but you forgot about it and I don’t know how to act around you anymore" until it took on a new life.

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    02 Apr 2018

  5. Rec 43

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    The last few scenes of "Love, Simon" but Klance, because I love bandwagons and have no shame.

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    The carnie slid the latch into place, officially locking Keith into the car. The seat was a faded grey vinyl, cracked at the edges and leaking stuffing, perfectly wide enough to fit two. But he sat in the center, because even he hadn’t expected Blue to show right away. Keith checked his watch: 10:03.

    “Right,” he muttered to himself. “Here goes.”

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    02 Apr 2018