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    Adrian didn't ask for a party, and his parent's ask didn't for ALL of Wallachia to show up. But they're here now, and in the midst of planning, entertaining, and uncovering a possible conspiracy against his life, Alucard meets two people who make the worst birthday of his life a little bit better.

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    16 May 2020

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    Never go between the tree and the bark, they say. But what about between the witcher and the sorceress?


    Jaskier pines. And then he wiggles his way into a threesome.

     

     

    EDIT: Now with some fantastic inspired fanart! (vague nsfw warning!)

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    31 Mar 2020

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    5 times the bard seduces the monster...

    (...and 1 time the bard gets seduced.)

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    28 Mar 2020

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    Jaskier had never expected it would be Geralt trying to kill him. Sure, the witcher liked to threaten as much, but they both knew he'd never make good on it. They were friends, whatever Geralt said.

    But friends didn't try to rip each other's throats out with their teeth.
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    Or, Geralt returns from a hunt acting strange.

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    15 Jan 2020

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    Jaskier has a habit of sleeping around, lately with men. Geralt shouldn't give a shit, but he does.

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    15 Jan 2020