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  1. Rec 49

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    Bucky gave a slow, impassive blink. "Huh."

    A frown creased her lovely brow at that. "What?"

    "Apparently, the Winter Soldier program wasn't the only one using memory wipes."

    Natasha took an involuntary step back. "What do you mean?"

    "Yeah… where are you going with this, Buck?" Steve had taken a few steps into the room again, arms folded across his broad chest.

    Bucky’s eyes flicked back and forth between them. "I came to the Red Room… while you were there. HYDRA agents came to... You… you don't remember?"

    Natasha shook her head, scattering her red tresses around her shoulders as she looked to Steve. "No… No, I don't remember anything like that. I didn't learn about HYDRA until I was out of the KGB." She turned a freshly harrowed gaze back on Bucky. "I'm… the first time I ever encountered you was when I was escorting the scientist you shot. They… they didn't use memory wipes on us." She blinked twice to stop herself, but one last word sneaked out under her guard. "Right?"

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    20 Jul 2019

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    Bucky moaned into his pillow while fisting his cock, sweat beading along his brow as a broad toned back pierced through his dream. A flash of (were they blue?) eyes here, a glimpse of a broad shoulders there, that’s all his dreams were allowed these last few days. No solid face, just a brilliant smile that turned into red lips dipping down across the plains of his body. Hands gliding around his hips, long lashes brushing over high boned cheeks as the head bobbed along the thick outline of his hard...
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    Bucky is a tattoo artist by day and yoga instructor by night, Steve is in the army and needs a way to relax to get to sleep. Flirting and smut are bound to happen. Clint and Nat are good bros who also fall for each other.
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    Expect flirting, smut, fluff, and feels. All the freakin feels.

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    30 Nov 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    In which Sakura gets lovingly filled up, Genma makes her squirt, Yamato has a huge dick, and Kakashi stakes his claim somewhere new.

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    06 Aug 2018

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    The wedding of Governor Derek Hale to the beloved Prince Stiles Stilinski of Beacon is the first of its kind, after the war.
    The first Alpha werewolf to marry one of the recently deposed aristocracy.
    It’s for the good of their people.
    It’s an arrangement, one Stiles loathes.
    But as Stiles learns more about werewolves and his grumpy husband. As Derek watches his proud, clumsy prince--
    Maybe an arrangement isn’t all it can be.
    Maybe what’s good for the people can be exactly what both of them need.

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    22 Jul 2018

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    Inspired by a tumblr post by libations-of-honey-and-milk:

    In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers: princesses and wizards.

    Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’

    This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

    I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her.
    That would be my kind of story.

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    20 Nov 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fractured fairytale about princesses in towers.