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    “He wants to shake John by the shoulders, wants to open his mouth and swallow John whole. Wants to marry him.”

    Sherlock searches for the right words.

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    22 Nov 2019

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    Mac is in bed but he can’t find sleep, because Dennis Reynolds lit a match and it’s still burning him up.

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    06 Nov 2019

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    “Dennis,” Dr. Eddy says, still writing, still smiling. “I want you to take some work home with you from this session.” She finally looks up at him and nods encouragingly. Dennis can’t help the way his eyes roll all the way back into his head.

    “Great,” he mutters.

    “I want you to track your impulses,” she says. “I want you to track your impulses and I want you to put the intention behind that impulse in one of two categories.”

    She stands, goes to her desk. She opens a drawer and pulls out a second notebook. She opens it to the first page and begins to write in it. Then, she comes to Dennis, stops right in front of him and presents the journal to him, still opened.

    She’s drawn a table. A question looms at the top of the page: What is my intention with this action? And there are only two columns. One labeled growth and the other: stagnation.

    Dennis decides that there should be a third column: destruction.

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    01 Nov 2019

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    in which eddie kaspbrak goes on a reality dating show and meets his best friend, his perfect match, and richie tozier. unfortunately, they're all different people.

    this fic has everything: copious amounts of alcohol, mtv's terrence j, bad twitter flirting, a clown of a relationship expert, creative television editing, a room specifically for sex, zip-lining, hashtags, meddling friends, truth or dare, glitter, pining, and short shorts

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    09 Oct 2019

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    Eddie makes another noise, not quite a scream but not anything else either.

    Stan drops his hand.

    “Hey, Eddie,” he says. “Welcome to the peanut gallery. I wrote you a letter, but I guess you won’t get it now.”

    (Or, Eddie and Stan stick around as ghosts after they die. Unable to make themselves known to the other Losers, they have to find other ways to communicate.)

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    08 Oct 2019