Remus Lupin had never dared to hope that he would be cast on his favourite television show, The Great British Bake Off - and yet there he was, stood in the tent being stared down by national baking treasures Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. That already would have been too much to handle; he didn't need the extra pressure of housemate drama, a long distance friendship, and a dangerous rivalry brewing between the other competitors. Not to mention the leather jacket clad baker who just wouldn't get out of his mind.
One thing was certain - Remus Lupin couldn't cope with this. He couldn't cope with this at all.
Modern non-magic AU in which the marauders and co. take part in the Great British Bake Off.
- Part 1 of A Taste of Honey
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11 May 2022
When the kids are away for the week, single dads and very chummy neighbors, Wei Changze and Jiang Fengmian, take the opportunity to get to know each other better.
Just 10k+ of absolutely indulgent filth tbh. Despite making two actual kids, Jiang Fengmian’s virginal energy is off the charts in this. Matched only by Wei Changze’s experienced manwhore energy.
[sequel to do no harm, take no shit]
After the Widow Bonnet reveals that she's not exactly a widow, Ed goes to find Stede.
- Part 2 of all i've learned is overturned
Mary Bonnet receives some uninvited guests.
- Part 1 of all i've learned is overturned
“Right,” the stranger said quietly, calmly, a friendly lilting cadence to his words. “I think you should tell Doug not to try and be a hero tonight. Tell him that if he likes you with all your fingers attached and if he likes not knowing what those fingers taste like, then he should probably stay where he is while you and I go downstairs to talk. Does that sound like a good idea to you?"