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Haruno Sakura was seven years old when she realized she was not meant to graduate the Academy.
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Michael wasn't very tactile at first. If Adam reached out, pulled him in for a hug or a kiss on the forehead, Michael went, as easily as a sea shell swallowed by the tide. If Adam opened his arms, Michael sank into them. A brush of fingers on his arm might be answered with a kiss on Adam's knuckles. But he didn't reach out first.
That was okay. They had time.
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there, and there i'll stay by insertcleveracejoke
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Apr 2021
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Belladonna Baggins nee Took did not consider herself a hobbit with much self-control.
And yet, she did not break anything when she first heard her son had gone in a Quest with thirteen dwarves and a wizard. Belladonna was particularly proud of that exemplar act. She didn't even crack the mug in her hand!
We really do grow and mature, Belladonna mused, before she dragged her packed bag from under her bed and walked out of the door.
As she walked back in and grabbed her coat, she thought, well, perhaps not so much.
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can i try again by insertcleveracejoke
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
05 Apr 2021
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Dirk presses you against the wall and you sigh with satisfaction, chasing his mouth when he pulls away for a second and tightening your grasp as your lips meet again.
When he pulls again for real, it's been a full minute and his lips are red. There's an expression of triumph in his face that you cannot understand.
Or: The first five times Todd and Dirk kiss.
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Without thinking, I drop to knees that are too old for this next to the bed. Nureyev doesn't stir. The well rises inside of my ribcage like a tide, all too willing in a way I haven't seen since-
And despite the exhaustion, despite the fact that my magic has been burning itself out for too long now, it's so easy to tuck a prayer of protection with a few strands of hair behind his ear that for the first time, I don't resent how deep the well inside of me goes.
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Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Greek and Roman Mythology, Hellenistic Religion & Lore, Original Work, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
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Stop All The Clocks by insertcleveracejoke
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2021
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In a world where necromancy is common place, a young necromancer travels with a bunch of magic users that slowly become his family.
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After a while, Nureyev yawns and checks his comms. “Good lord, it’s almost noon. We really ought to get up and make lunch.”
“Uh-huh,” Juno says. “…Wanna order takeout instead?”
“Absolutely.”
They don’t even get out of bed to do so. Juno pretends to consider picking his favorite local restaurant over Nureyev’s when offered the choice, but of course they go with Nureyev’s in the end. Juno answers the door in his pajamas when the food shows up, and they eat it in the living room while listening to the playlist Rita made for Juno’s bachelorette party way back when.
Ten hours, Juno thinks. He just needs to keep Nureyev happy and distracted for another ten hours.
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19 Apr 2021
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“What’s wrong?”
Juno swore to himself, but kept his facial expression as soft as he could. You said solve it my way, so I’m solving it my way, see? You have a problem? “Nothing. Like I said, just a dream.”
It was silent for a moment, both waiting for the other to say something. Then, Nureyev pushed himself up into a sitting position and sighed. “Do you need a hug?”
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Juno has a nightmare and does some belated processing. Luckily, Nureyev is there to help.Bookmarked by insertcleveracejoke
19 Apr 2021
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Nureyev was waiting for him. The Red lights of the alarm glinted off his glasses, sharpening the angular lines of his face in a way that made Juno’s heart do a summersaults. This was Peter Nureyev in his element. In the middle of a heist: a million creds worth of loot over his shoulder, and security nipping at his heels.
Nureyev smiled at him, holding out his hand. And Juno staggered to his feet, reaching out.
Only for the door to slam shut between them
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19 Apr 2021
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Martin accepts Jon's invitation to go home.
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09 Apr 2021
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And then Jon is snarling into his face, demanding what are you hiding with a strange, bright-eyed intensity Martin has never seen from him before, and Martin thinks god, maybe he should just come clean about his CV, Jon thinking he's a fraud can't be any worse than Jon thinking he's a murderer-
Martin opens his mouth to speak. To his absolute horror, what actually comes out is: "I used to pretend to cry because I liked how nice you were to me when you thought I was upset!"
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09 Apr 2021