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    Morty tries to get his grandfather riled up; when he succeeds the result is unexpected.

    "Could you-will you pull my hair and tell me I'm n-no good?"

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    15 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    Will Graham has been a teacher for a long time, but never before has he encountered a student as unusual and enthralling as Hannibal Lecter.

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    15 Apr 2019

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    When Narcissa Malfoy calls in her life debt so that Severus can fulfill the terms of his grandfather’s will and secure the Prince family estate, Harry agrees to marry Severus Snape and live with him for a year and a day. But Prince Manor hides a secret in its overgrown gardens, and Narcissa isn’t helping Severus out because of her kind heart. Harry thinks he’s going into the marriage with eyes wide open, but he has to maneuver around the Malfoys’ machinations and come to terms with his growing feelings for Severus even as the magic in the gardens gives his life a new, unexpected purpose.

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    25 May 2018

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    Who would have guessed that John would be the one who struggled with retirement?

     

    Written for Cesiasaurus and her enormous love of puns.

    Huge thanks to Trillsabells for puppy-picking, and fully researching my use of a comma on page 6.

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    16 Feb 2018

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    John doesn’t use any of his words at work. He becomes adept at sign language, has a vast array of flashcards with careful illustrations of the human body on them and another set with instructions: SHOW ME WHERE IT HURTS; STAND UP, PLEASE; BREATHE IN; AND OUT AGAIN; VERY GOOD, THANK YOU.

    Crossover with 'The Quiet World' by Jeffrey McDaniel: Sherlock and John live in a world where they only have 167 words to say, per day.

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    15 Feb 2018