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    For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements.

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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    When the days shorten and the trees shrug off their rusty coats Jaskier knows it is time to head towards Oxenfurt. They are somewhere in Temeria on their way to the little village of Anchor. Any day now, Geralt will feel a particular chill in the air and instinctively steer them towards the Pontar. There, Jaskier will steel himself and make some noise about the cold or the stinginess of the crowd – a prelude to his annual soliloquy about how it is about time he heads towards the harbouring arms of the university and its candelabra’d comforts: sans dirt, sans drowner guts, and sans Witcher.

    He strums his lute and sings, “Oh White Wolf, I fear if you do not hear my plea for an ear to my woe, I shall have to go bare, and just so we’re clear, my pants’ll be the first things to go.”

    Roach huffs, and a coin comes sailing towards him, hitting him in the forehead.

    “Fucking ow, you fuck.”

    Geralt snorts. “Just tossing a coin to my barker.”

    Jaskier is going to miss him so much.

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    Dear Reader, I present to you a tale of love, the value of faith and communication, and quite a ridiculous amount of horse content.

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    01 Jan 2021

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    It's a chore, feeding four or how ever many witchers they have wintering at Kaer Morhen every year, when they have no cooks, only warriors. Sometimes, though, Lambert finds enjoyment in cooking for his brothers-in-arms.

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    30 Dec 2020

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    Written for the amazing discord secret santa exchange.

    Jaskier finds himself on an unexpected adventure in an unknown realm. He definitely does not know he's the protagonist in the same fairytale he'd been looking for.

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    29 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    In the aftermath of being tortured for talking too much, Jaskier can't bring himself to speak. Geralt sympathizes with the bard, after all there was a reason he was so taciturn himself. Questions were not so much encouraged at Kaer Morhen. And for a lot of his life he'd always figured that is how you train a boy or an animal: hit it when it doesn't do what you want. After all, that was how he ended up as good at monster slaying as he was. But when it actually came down to it, that wasn't how he trained Roach. And negative reinforcement implies, at least etymologically, the existence of an opposite.

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    27 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Geralt succumbs to an incubus' charms.

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