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Audacity Is Its Own Reward by ineptshieldmaid for , renaissance
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
23 Jul 2017
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There are a few things which Sara Crispino remembers about Orientation Week. The first is that, despite the best and most serious efforts of the nuns, quite a lot of off-site drinking, dancing and general disreputability is involved. Instead of individuals, she remembers crowds and atmospheres.
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Situation Status: Possibly Awesome by ineptshieldmaid for neomeruru
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
23 Jul 2017
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It’s early in the season, his first year competing in the Grand Prix as a senior, and Kenji is in a Situation.
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‘Oh great, Jean,’ Yuri echoes. ‘I might punch him.’
Whatshername shrugs her elegant shoulders. ‘And he might pull your pigtails,’ she says, and grabs Yuri by the wrist and drags him toward the door.
JJ, when he sees Yuri with his girlfriend, is about as impressed as Yuri feels. ‘Que se passe, Bella?’ he demands.
‘English,’ Yuri snaps at him. ‘I know you two talk English together, I’ve heard you.’
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A Type of Personal Solution by ineptshieldmaid for dance_across
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
14 May 2017
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‘Hi,’ Viktor says.
‘Your hair,’ Chris says, stupidly.
‘I told you,’ Viktor says, voice wobbling. ‘Terrible mistake.’
‘Is that… why you’re here?’
Viktor just nods.
Chris tries to think of anyone else he knows, anyone else he’s even heard of, who’d take a short-notice international flight because they hated their haircut. He fails, of course, because there is no such person.
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It had been Viktor who took pity on him and pulled him aside and explained just what it was that Chris had said, and that Chris should probably not google himself for a while. Of course Chris googled himself: the fan forums had gone crazy, evenly split between people devoted to the belief that Christophe Giacometti experiences orgasms while skating, and people who wanted the former group banned for unfairly objectifying and/or mocking Chris in his youth and adorable second-language-speaker status. Chris had been offended: English is his third language, thank you very much, and also he is quite happy to be objectified.
And that is, essentially, the source of Chris’ biggest problem this season. Every time he steps out onto the ice he thinks when I come on the ice, and he knows.
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[Podfic] Tumblr threads as podfics (podficced by rhythmia) by Beatrice_Otter, contagionangel, copperbadge, CrystallizedTwilight, ineptshieldmaid, ItsClydeBitches, Morgyn Leri (morgynleri), OwlFlight, rhythmia, SassySnowperson, shieldmaiden19, Squeeful
Fandom: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Black Panther (2018), Bleach, Cardcaptor Sakura, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dragon Ball, Faerie Folklore, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Naruto, No Fandom, Original Work, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Shaman King (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Old Guard (Movie 2020), tumblr fandom, Undisclosed Fandom, Vampire Knight (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files
28 Feb 2021
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Gathering together all the podfics created by rhythmia from various tumblr threads, some original fiction, some just folks round-robin storytelling, in one easy to find place. Also includes the tumblr-based Out of the Auditary works.
(note the co-creators are for individual works, this series of podfics is created and maintained by rhythmia. Apologies for the wall of tags from every separate podfic that's in here, hopefully you have a tag-hiding/shrinking script running)
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[Podfic] Original works and poetry (podficced by rhythmia) by copperbadge, ineptshieldmaid, magicpatyesz, rhythmia, Squeeful
Fandom: No Fandom, Original Work, Podfic Fandom, tumblr fandom, Undisclosed Fandom
21 Sep 2020
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Gathering together all the podfics created by rhythmia from original fiction or poetry, on tumblr and elsewhere, in one easy to find place.
(note the co-creators are for individual works, this series of podfics is created and maintained by rhythmia. Apologies for the wall of tags from every separate podfic that's in here, hopefully you have a tag-hiding/shrinking script running)
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A True and Most Venerable Account of Certain Conversations Taking Place Aboard the Dawn Treader, During the Reign of King Caspian X, and During the Second Visitation of King Edmund and Queen Lucy to Narnia In Our Days by ineptshieldmaid, Trojie
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia
29 Jul 2010
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The Patron Saint of Communicating Like A Fucking Adult by ineptshieldmaid
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
03 May 2017
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Eustace's POV of some inappropriate incidents on-board the Dawn Treader.
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Edmund's recollection of an 'incident' with a Terebinthian ambassador.
Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
21 Jan 2011
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Edmund conducts horizontal negotiation
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Rumpelstiltskin: A Hacker's Tale by Liviania for Mithrigil
Fandoms: Rumpelstilzchen | Rumpelstiltskin (Fairy Tale), Fairy Tales and Related Fandoms
24 Dec 2010
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A modern retelling of Rumpelstiltskin, in which a young woman must make a computer system unhackable. She's the only one who realizes computers don't work like that.
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
30 Dec 2010
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Breathless Mouths May Summon by Quantum_Witch, Vulgarweed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Gaiman & Pratchett
31 Mar 2010
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The Crusades could throw a spanner into any new and rather delicate Arrangement. Especially since it seems neither party has read all the fine print. Illustrated by Quantum_Witch. Sequel to "Amid the Sacred Wreck" but you don't need to have read that to understand this.
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- Part 2 of Internal Rhyme series
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Bookmarked by ineptshieldmaid
05 Aug 2010
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Sequel to "Compromising Positions." Apparently for the angel-in-residence there circa 40 AD, "do as the Romans do" involved rather publicly and noisily giving an Agent of the Adversary the shagging of his existence, while one was wearing entirely too much costume jewelry and purple drapery and the other was wearing mostly body oil, a slave collar, and a smile. It was possibly the only truly shocking thing to happen in Rome in the past three years that really couldn't be blamed on Caligula. As we look in on our heroes again, we see that Aziraphale has not yet fully recovered from his self-inflicted Saturnalia trauma. Crowley, obviously, cannot be counted on to help his repentance. Illustrated by Quantum_Witch
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- Part 2 of When In Rome