indefensibleselfindulgence



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    The Mighty Nien in all of their quiet adoration.

    Words:
    9,301
    Works:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    30
  2. Words:
    6,026
    Works:
    9
  3. Words:
    8,221
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    5
  4. Words:
    5,899
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    39
  5. Summary

    reflections on posibilites

    Words:
    8,109
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    17

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 38

    Tags
    Summary

    The year is... Xie Lian doesn't remember. Some absurd number. The world around him has become 'blink and you'll miss it.' Cars lost their wheels, phones turned into watches, and the ex-ex-god sells once-garbage as antique pieces.

    When he ascends again, it's no surprise. Divinity is possessive. It doesn't care that its golden child now lives in an apartment complex full of drug and arms dealers, subsisting on moldy peanut butter sandwiches, and routinely wakes, screaming, from nightmares of dead parents and faces crowded on top of faces.

    All Xie Lian expects from his third ascension is bureaucracy and unpleasant reunions. He doesn't expect the appearance of an odd figure - a strange man behind a red curtain, who rescues him from a combination ghost-attack-car-accident and then begins appearing in his dreams.

    --

    Futuristic/mildly cyberpunk. Roughly mirrors canon until it doesn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,367
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    164
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1795

    17 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It is a beautiful day and you are a horrible goose.

    You are not always a goose anymore than you are always horrible, because that would be a whole different kind of story. Normally you are a wall, and a beautiful one at that. Perhaps even the most beautiful wall, though Kim Dokja would disagree. Kim Dokja is allergic to telling the truth and nothing but the whole truth, so you don’t listen to him. He’s stupid like that. Stupid Kim Dokja.

    And yet, he’s your stupid boy. He’s yours to protect and to look after and to love no matter what form you take, and this is why you are currently a goose.

    The Fourth Wall exists to protect Kim Dokja, but sometimes, being a wall isn't enough to do that. Sometimes, Kim Dokja needs something stronger.

    Sometimes, Kim Dokja needs a guardian goose. And thanks to a certain constellation, he gets one.

    This changes things alot more than you might think.

    (Or: There is a goose loose in the star stream. No-one knows how it got there. No-one knows what it's going to do next.

    What we do know is that it is a Kim Dokja stan).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,587
    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    513
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    3602

    12 Sep 2020

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,192
    Chapters:
    8/16
    Comments:
    313
    Kudos:
    936
    Bookmarks:
    181
    Hits:
    9668

    05 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 60

    Tags
    Summary

    By the time he’s felt every angle, Link is grinning. He holds the blade up to the sparse sunlight between the canopy of leaves overhead, watching the pretty way it glitters darkly. It’s blacker than the sky during a blood moon. It’s the blackest thing he’s ever seen.

    The gem shines, reflecting red light across his cheeks.

    Link can’t say how long he sits in that bed of golden roses, holding dark steel and smiling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,013
    Chapters:
    12/30
    Comments:
    233
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    4898

    17 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 11

    Tags
    Summary

    The ghost of an encumbered old postman, his adorable infant daughter, and a histrionic zombie suffering from satyromania settle down in one of the last communities not connected to The UCA to the delight of its inhabitants.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,591
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1849

    12 Jan 2020