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    It was at his 60th centennial review—Crowley had prepared a grandiose speech about his work in the Cold War (not him at all), gas prices, and the M-25—when Beezlebub walked into their office and slapped a file into his hands before slouching behind their desk. Which, not-so-shockingly, was made of bones.

    “A seduction?” Crowley said, looking down at the file with a frown. He hadn’t been given a seduction in nearly two thousand years. 

    “Not just any seduction,” Beelzebub said as they flopped into their chair and folded their hands in their lap. 

    Crowley flipped open the file and then nearly dropped it. “You want me to seduce an angel? Why?”

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    16 Jan 2020

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    What if Crowley had known in advance about Aziraphale’s ‘Brother Francis’ disguise and talked him out of it?

    And what if Aziraphale had followed Crowley’s example and also gone undercover as a woman?

    It’s an Undercover At The Ambassador’s Residence AU! (The porn starts in chapter three.)

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    05 Jan 2020

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    31 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    26 Dec 2019

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    The You've Got Mail But With Phone Sex AU that nobody asked for.

    Azra's life is turned upside down when his partner of two years breaks up with him, seemingly out of nowhere, and kicks him out of their shared flat. Well, Gabriel's flat. Left to start over on his own, he ends up living above the bookshop and below his incredibly rude landlord, who seems to insist on having incredibly loud intercourse at all times of day.

    Meanwhile, in a moment of loneliness, he finds himself doing something he has never considered, and calls a phone sex line. Oh, and he might just be falling in love with the operator.

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    22 Dec 2019

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    After Crowley kisses him at the tourney, Aziraphale decides he wants to take their relationship to the next level.

    And so continues the romance of the Serpent and the Lady.

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    27 Nov 2019

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    Aziraphale was thankful Crowley was nowhere to be seen. He would never let Aziraphale live this down. Bestowing a kiss upon the winner of a tourney? Crowley would surely mock him for years to come.

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    26 Nov 2019

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    11 Nov 2019

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    Angels are sturdy beings, but rigid and changeless and not meant to endure grief or loss. When thousands Fall and many more are slain in the Great Rebellion, they either literally break apart...or forget.
    Aziraphale's only memories of his lost beloved are his lover's skill at creating stars. Memories he cherishes above all else. It complicates matters when his heart starts attaching to a certain demon, but perhaps his time on earth can teach him how to heal.

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    06 Nov 2019

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    Crowley took a breath and read slowly, "All I want to be is the ground you step upon... the wind that caresses your cheek... the water in which you put your body... and the fire in your mouth."

    Aziraphale's heart stopped, which wasn't really a problem but was uncomfortable. "What—" he started, his head pounding.

    "It's a little overdone, don't you think?"


    Aziraphale has been writing poetry the whole time.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    He moves without conscious thought, instinct taking over as he lurches forward, grasps Aziraphale by the lapels of his coat, and shoves. Aziraphale moves with him, like they’re dancing and he’s trusting Crowley to lead. They stumble together into the nearest wall and as they collide, Crowley hisses in his face.

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    01 Oct 2019

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    By all accounts, he should be elated. Aziraphale hadn’t said stop mooning after me, it's never going to happen. He hadn’t said you’re a demon, I’m an angel and this is never going to work. He’d only said slow down. It’s the only acknowledgment Aziraphale has ever given him that he actually believes this six thousand year dance is leading somewhere.

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    01 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale works to purchase a bookshop space, but currently being a woman-shaped creature has its drawbacks when faced with rude property owners. The most obvious solution is to get Crowley to act as his husband and deal with all that nonsense, of course.

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    30 Sep 2019

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    Tucking his sunglasses into the neck of his black t-shirt, he scans the crowded space for the man Anathema had described. Blond, she’d said. A bit old-fashioned. Crowley had taken that to mean no shagging until the third date but his eyes land on a man who looks like he just returned from tea in the Victorian era and he just knows he’s found his date. Ezra Fell.

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    29 Sep 2019

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    Crowley likes giving Aziraphale things. Whatever he wants, actually.

    Which, happily, includes Crowley himself, as it turns out.

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    28 Sep 2019

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    After Crowley's uncouth suggestion at the Arrangement in Wessex, Crowley and Aziraphale's potential cooperation is still up in the air. Then, just as the angel is starting to relax, he is abruptly summoned to inspect a demon 'caught' in a demon trap. This is definitely an accident, by all accounts. Crowley definitely did not set this up. And he, Aziraphale, is most certainly very miffed about it and not secretly pleased to see the Serpent of Eden at all. And what if he has to pretend to 'interrogate' this demon for a few days to keep up appearances? They can at least catch up over some wine. What could go wrong?

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    26 Sep 2019

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    Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.

    Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.

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    26 Sep 2019

  18. Public Bookmark 85

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    Crowley pressed her lips against the mouth of her beer bottle, watching, waiting, willing.

    “Crowley, my dear. Are you even listening?”

    Just one more button, she commanded, silently. Give me just one more inch.

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    22 Sep 2019

  19. Public Bookmark 76

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    When you imagine the end of the world, imagine an angel and a demon... in a slightly different formation than what you thought you knew.


    Raphael reaches out to touch this angel’s face, cupping his soft cheek in the palm of his hand. The new angel’s eyelids flutter, for this is the first touch he has consciously known beyond Her own.

    “He shall be called Aziraphael,” She says, proudly. “For he was made of You, Raphael.”

    He is perfect, and Raphael loves him immediately.

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    18 Sep 2019

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    Aziraphale has spent centuries pining over Crowley. Crowley didn't realise she had anything to pine over.

    An Ineffable Wives/Genderchange AU, ft. Aziraphale being a clueless lesbian and Newt and Anathema being just as frustrated by it as we are.

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    17 Sep 2019

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