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    In a universe where Namikaze Minato died unable to summon the Shinigami, Uzumaki Kushina, in a last-ditch containment effort, seals Kurama's ying into a container made from her own blood and chakra. The Saidaime picks up two newborns in the wreckage of October tenth, unknowing one of them is quite literally the Kyuubi wearing an infant's face. Fortunately, nobody knows about Kurama's dilemma but Kurama. Unfortunately, he's stuck, both in Kushina's two-second slap-dash should-not-exist human shell, and with Uzumaki Naruto, who is possibly the most annoying being in Kurama's two thousand years of existence.

    He is not pleased.

    What Kurama really wants to do is get the hell out of dodge, return to being a giant demon-fox, and then blast all five ninja villages and their smaller derivatives out of the map. This is a much more difficult task than originally thought.

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    24 Aug 2019

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    There are monsters in the water, body parts washing up on the beach, and far too many secrets even for a small town. Sakura was expecting her new post in Konoha to be dull and good for a break, but she hasn't been this wrong in a very long time. Konoha isn't anywhere close to a normal town, but thankfully Sakura isn't all that much like a normal sheriff, either.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    Death strips the meaning of a number of things people tend to worry about in life, and Tobirama is no exception. The real threat of actual Existence derailing entirely because of Ootsutsuki family drama does help; nothing is quite worrisome as imminent oblivion.

    Everything else? Distractions.

    (It does help that Madara makes the most hilarious faces.)

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    16 Aug 2019

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    "Spite" is apparently not the conventional answer to the question "how did you two get together?" or "how do you make this relationship work?", but it's exactly the motivation that gets Tobirama and Madara together, and keeps them that way.

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    Madara and Tobirama get into a fake relationship to avoid their Elders pestering them. Everyone decides to let them know this is a terrible idea that will end in disaster.
    Obviously, that sounds like a challenge - and they're not going to lose.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    Everyone knows that Senju Tobirama is one of the most dangerous alphas in Hi no Kuni.

    Everyone is wrong.

    Madara’s life was much simpler before he learned this.

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    13 Aug 2019