iamnotninja



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Alternatively titled: 'What Crawled Up Tony's Ass?'

    Tony spends three hours with a plug up his ass battling knock-off Chitauri robots in Central Park, then Steve and Bucky find out and, well, things go from there really.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,975
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    285
    Kudos:
    7194
    Bookmarks:
    1844
    Hits:
    224568

    25 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 32

    Tags
    Summary

    One day, you will be lying beneath Zim and BEGGING FOR MERCY, you smelly worm!!!" Zim spat, hissing angrily through his sharp purple teeth.
    "NO WAY, filthy alien!!!" Dib shouted, narrowing his eyes at the Irken in front of him.

    Just some human/Irken smut.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    383
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    6696

    25 Apr 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Raven Queen pulls a fun prank on one of her reapers. Taako isn't amused.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,529
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Comments:
    1110
    Kudos:
    1251
    Bookmarks:
    204
    Hits:
    13483

    01 Apr 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    If you’re sending yourself out to the edge of civilization, people expect it to be done for fame and glory – but then, Julian Bashir has never been what’s expected of him. He’s quite happy to agree with the reasons other people provide, because he isn’t sharing the private whys and wherefores when people are more than happy to fill in the gaps themselves. There are other, better things to worry about, work to be done and friends to be made – possibly even a lover, if he’s lucky…

    ...all while fighting to maintain his worth, and remain exactly who he’s always been.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,940
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    331
    Kudos:
    766
    Bookmarks:
    248
    Hits:
    10989

    07 Feb 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Hey,” Eddie says, leaning back against the kitchen table. “You’ve been quiet lately."

    It almost feels like—like nerves, or some shit, which doesn’t make any sense, because the symbiote never had trouble calling him a pussy and a loser before it all almost ended.

    Or: Eddie and his symbiote learn to be together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,912
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    3616
    Bookmarks:
    600
    Hits:
    31507

    21 Jan 2019

Navigation