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    Blue Mountain State BDSMverse. Inspired by theletterelle/gala_apples' amazing slantverse. #sorryneversorry

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    Puppy and his Master have various adventures in the world of BDSM.

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    When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.

    The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.

    This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.

    He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.

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    06 Sep 2019

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    “It wasn’t…” Malfoy stops and there’s something tentative in his voice, the hint of an apology in his words. “It was never about you, Potter.”
     

    With memories of the war still fresh on his mind and Malfoy back in London, Harry's past refuses to stay buried. As Harry tries to grapple with life and love, Malfoy seems determined to make him confront his deepest desires and Harry has to try not to lose his heart all over again.

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    18 Aug 2019

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    Five holiday rituals that changed everything for Harry, and one that just cemented what was already true.

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    09 Jun 2019

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    A series of gen fics, starting with an AU of the end of Chamber of Secrets, where Harry is re-sorted into Slytherin by the Sorting Hat when it falls on his head in the Chamber of Secrets. The first story, Other People's Choices, is complete, and is the AU of Prisoner of Azkaban. Tentative titles for the other stories in the series:

    Wolf's Choice, AU of Goblet of Fire
    Serpents' Choice, AU of Order of the Phoenix
    Leopard's Choice, AU of Half-Blood Prince
    Dragon's Choice, AU of Deathly Hallows

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    09 Jun 2019

  5. Rec 3

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    American Vandal season 3. Including but not limited to: witchcraft, softball, lesbians, lesbians who play softball, repression, angst, and Peter Maldonado's impossibly long eyelashes.

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    09 May 2019