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    Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.

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    30 Jan 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    devil went down to georgia song
    thanks

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    The respawn verse is getting an overhaul! This is the new canon version of this story. The old version is still available.

    On weekends, the Crew that can’t die likes to go somewhere secluded and kill each other for fun. The game is called Murder, and this is Jeremy’s first time playing.

    This takes place in the respawn verse. The murder is not permanent.

    General warnings for this fic: Consensual gun violence and knife violence, consensual rape roleplay.

    More specific warnings are included at the start of each chapter.

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    16 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AH hell

    Thank you for the revamp.

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    If someone had told Michael he would end up in a dingy alleyway, alone and shooting himself up with drugs, he probably would have scoffed.

    And then hit them, because he's smarter than that.

    If someone had told Gavin he would end up lying in a hospital bed, his two best friends curled up beside him, he probably would have laughed.

    And then accepted it, because he was rather accident prone.

    And if someone had told Ray he would end up practically reliving his prior years, from dancing in kick ass storms to taking care of drug addicts, he would have sighed.

    And just shrugged, because it figures he'd be the one stuck taking care of his idiot friends.

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    08 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AH hell

     

    Thanks ks for recc'ing me this.

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Michael is beginning to suspect that his job might be better done by a team of highly-trained sheepdogs with a specialty in herding manchildren: a Bodyguard!AU.

    UPDATE: a version of this story with a particular minor character removed can be found here.

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    01 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AH hell

    Good Michael :0

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    There are about five million reasons why they shouldn’t be doing this. Dirk can list them off alphabetically.

    (Or, Dirk hooks up with his straight roommate, catches a case of feelings, and promptly makes things worse.)

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    25 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    homestuck

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