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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    Theon slid into the passenger seat and immediately unplugged her phone, sliding the sync cord into his headphone jack. “Okay Sans, I made two playlists: songs Robb would cry to, and songs Jon would masturbate to. Which one do you want? To be honest, they’re mostly the same but - ”

    Sansa’s eyes slid heavenward as she tuned him out completely, adding a new resolution to her list: #6. Don’t kill Theon.

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    OR Sansa & Theon take a twelve-hour road-trip together for spring break. Some drama, lots of arguments over who should be the DJ, and definitely some unresolved sexual tension. I mean, it's basically what powers the car.

    fic title: "love on the weekend" by john mayer

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    19 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    In Sansa's defense, she certainly hadn't expected an accidental naked selfie to lead to anything more than a quick rebound romp. And when it turned out it was much more than that, well...she had just sort of assumed she and Theon would wed and start a family in secret without ever inviting the intrusive, boundary-phobic Starks - least of all Robb - into the picture.

    - or -

    It starts with a selfie. From Sansa Stark's bathtub.

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    19 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    SANSA: maybe i’m just terrible at sex

    THEON: you’re not bad at sex sansa

    SANSA: how would you know?

    THEON: good point
    i guess we’ll just have to sleep together so i can give you a performance review

    SANSA: typing…

    THEON: typing…

    SANSA: okay

     

    Or, in which Theon and Sansa accidentally become friends with benefits.

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    19 Feb 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    Theon didn’t mean to set off some sort of text chain of divine intervention, but that’s what you get when all your mates think they know what’s good for your mess of a love life — even if it takes them a hot second to figure out who it is you fancy in the first place.

    (title from “talk about you,” by mika)

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    18 Feb 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    It’s just sixty-two minutes locked in a supply closet together. What could happen?

    (title from “i don’t care,” by ed sheeran + justin bieber)

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    18 Feb 2021

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