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    “You’re not telling me something, Juno,” Nureyev said. “And I don’t like it when people keep secrets from me.”

    “Pot,” Juno said, gesturing to Nureyev. “Kettle,” he said, gesturing to himself. “You don’t get to say anything to me about keeping secrets.”

    (or, five kisses Peter gave Juno in the wrong spots, and one time Juno corrected him.)

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    “Does anyone there look familiar? I am going to kill Adam, he’s done this on purpose!” Crowley hissed.
    Aziraphale frowned. “Well, Adam of course. And-“
    “Nanny Ashtoreth?” came a disbelieving – and American – voice. “Is that you?”

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    Adam brings his boyfriend, Warlock, home for the holiday. Adam figures out that Warlock's nanny and gardner may, in fact, be a certain demon and angel of his acquaintance. Adam has a very, very good idea.

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley are required to pull on some old disguises at short notice, Warlock is delighted to see his old caretakers again, and Adam's going to pay for this later but right now it's hilarious.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    “I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

    “Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    mmmmmm

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    He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

    “Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    i wish i was a fuckin immortal gay shape shifting angel this world is bullshit

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    “How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway.
    “I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton.
    “Everyone.”

    No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    dear jesus: where is MY boyfriend. huh? bitch. anyways this is good and sexy and it made me smile like a dumbass

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