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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Harry Hart should not be allowed within fifty feet of tiny runty puppies because he loses all reason. When he finds an abandoned teacup schnauzer searching for food in the bins, he immediately decides he’s going to be its mother and brings it home to love forever. Obviously he doesn’t stop to consider the fact that he’s out of the country more often than not so all the actual looking after is going to fall on Merlin, who has a deep disdain for people who make their dogs wear clothes and thinks anything smaller than a wolfhound is basically a pointless rodent.

    Meanwhile, Eggsy is floundering on probation after grassing up Dean and his thugs in return for escaping jail time for his part in all their previous criminal activity. Life is looking pretty bleak, no money and no prospects - until he meets a ridiculous eccentric couple and their amazing little dog, and is hired as its nanny.

    Contains deeply inappropriate use of the phrases "good boy", "bad boy", and "where’s your squeaky balls?"

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    18 Sep 2019

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    Jesus fucking Christ, he’s in love with Crowley.

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    12 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    for the prompt: things you said when you were drunk

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    12 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tommy Shelby is a victor. A consummate survivor. He will go on.

    Ada will keep watch.

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    12 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ada delays her return to Boston.

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    11 Sep 2019